This was nominated &quot;best email of 1997&quot;. It's a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review. <br> <br>Room Service: &quot;Morny. Ruin sorbees&quot; <br>....Guest : &quot;Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service&quot;<br>... &quot;Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to oder sunteen??&quot; <br>... &quot;Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs&quot;<br>…&quot;Ow July den?&quot; <br>... &quot;What??&quot;<br>...&quot;Ow July den?...pry,boy,pooch?&quot; <br>... &quot;Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.&quot;<br>...&quot;Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?&quot; <br>... &quot;Crisp will be fine&quot;<br>…&quot;Hokay. An San tos?&quot; <br>...&quot;What?&quot;<br>...&quot;San tos. July San tos?&quot; <br>... &quot;I don't think so&quot;<br>... &quot;No? Judo one toes??&quot; <br>... &quot;I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means.&quot;<br>... &quot;Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?&quot; <br>... &quot;English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. &quot;No..just put the bother on the side.&quot;<br>... &quot;Wad?&quot; <br>... &quot;I mean butter...just put it on the side.&quot;<br>... &quot;Copy?&quot; <br>... &quot;Sorry?&quot;<br>...&quot;Copy...tea...mill?& quot; <br>...&quot;Yes. Coffee please, and that's all.&quot;<br>... &quot;One Minnie. *** ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??&quot; <br>... &quot;Whatever you say&quot;<br>... &quot;Tendjewberrymud&quot; <br>... &quot;You're welcome&quot; <br>=======================================<br>P S: My wife and I love 'toes we bother'.<br><br>DW<br>

 

Took me 15 minutes to read it...but I like it. ;D

 

Sounds like he was from Texas. <br>Y'all talk funny.

 

We're the only ones that make any sense... :

 

yeah...what Hoss said

 

Yankee my......... Virginia is [glow=red, 2, 300]SOUTH[/glow] of the Mason-Dixon line. <br><br>And y'all still talk funny.

 

How many times do we have to tell you, Texans talk perfect english. It's everywhere that's messed up. ;D

 

[quote author=Shovelhead link=board=10;threadid=14416;start=0#135520 date=1052258955]<br>Yankee my......... Virginia is [glow=red, 2, 300]SOUTH[/glow] of the Mason-Dixon line. <br><br>And y'all still talk funny. <br>[/quote]<br><br>Mason-Dixon Line?? Heck...anything north of the Red River is yankee territory.... : :P

 

[quote author=Scott(Gonzo) link=board=10;threadid=14416;start=0#135515 date=1052257447]<br>Did that mean Ol Yankee try to say us Texicans talk funny ??? <br>[/quote]<br><br>I think so...but it was hard to understand. He was talkin' kind of funny...

 

No kidding. Why can't they just talk normal??