THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:<br> Indubitably<br> Innovative<br> Preliminary<br> Proliferation<br> Cinnamon<br><br>THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:<br> Specificity<br> British Constitution<br> Passive-aggressive disorder<br> Loquacious <br> Transubstantiate<br><br>THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:<br> Thanks, but I don't want to have sex<br> Nope, no more booze for me<br> Sorry, but you're not really my type<br> Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight<br> Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing<br>

 

-Anthony

 

I am starting to worry about you Dave! you seem to have a lot of experience in these matters! 8)<br><br> Nah Retired military types are always prim and proper! what was I thinking :

 

[quote author=SFtopSGT link=board=10;threadid=7358;start=0#70517 date=1037888502]<br>I am starting to worry about you Dave! you seem to have a lot of experience in these matters! 8)<br><br> Nah Retired military types are always prim and proper! what was I thinking :<br>[/quote]<br><br>No way, Top! Us pilots are groomed well. I went home in July and went drinking with my best friend from High School, and drank him under the table. He was asking me about my hangover the next night,....what hangover? I don't know what you're talking about. <br><br>-SFB

 

&quot;Can I see your licensce and registration please?&quot;

&quot;No sir I don't need a cold beer and I don't think you do either.&quot;

&quot;Mr. Williams do you know why I pulled you over?&quot;
&quot;It concerns that vehicle your pulling behind ya.&quot; &quot;No it's not illegale to tow a boat but we do require you put it on a trailer.&quot; &quot;Could you tell your friends to get out of the boat please sir?&quot; &quot;I don't give a **** if the fish are biting could you tell them to get out. Hell you dropped your skier bout a mile back back there.&quot;

 

But officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am. Here, hold my beer, I'll show ya.........

 

Speaking of that, hold on, I'll be right back.<br><br>(clomp clomp clomp, off to fridge, rattle rattle clink, ouch, get out of the way dog, clomp clomp clomp back to computer chair, Pccchhhhhhhhhh, glug glug glug, wipes off chin)<br><br>Ahhh, feel better now, the first 5.9 of the evenin......

 

I don't think I ever saw a man pop a top on a dog and drink it like that before <br> <br>SFB I know how it is!, came home from a far away sandy hot place and with 2 other guys found a little Bar in MD. I seem to recall something about the owner trying to close the place early in the AM and a couple of crazy guys carrying his bar out the door 8)<br> Anyway after explaining our long stay in a rather dry enviroment he gladly locked us inside and returned the next day to collect his Money. A sizeable tip was of course included

 

what's the problem ociffer?

 

A friend of mine was a tad tipsy many years ago and when he went to turn left on some ice he lost control and did a few donuts and went up onto a lawn and into a living room.<br>We were all panicked and terrified at what happened. We saw lights going on in the rest of the house. We went running up to see if anyone was hurt and theres my buddy rolling down his window, leans his head out and orders a Big Mac and Fries.<br><br>We all had this sinking feeling and then the owner of the house just started howling in laughter...he told us that the old picture window had lost its seal years ago and the carpet was old...so now he is getting a makeover on the house.<br><br>My buddy didn't do too good...suspended for 3 yrs.<br>Still lucky nobody was hurt and now its hilarious when we talk about it.

 

[quote author=Scotty link=board=10;threadid=7358;start=0#70729 date=1037917419]<br>A friend of mine was a tad tipsy many years ago [edit for time constraints] leans his head out and orders a Big Mac and Fries.<br>[/quote]<br><br>I'd have to be in the same condition have &quot;Big Mac&quot; come out of my mouth.<br>That place is just disgusting. (IMHO)<br><br>phox

 

I hope you guys never go boating in MY part of the Chespeake Bay &gt; ;D

 

Drinking (excessively) is best done in a place where falling over(board) is not likely to get you drowned.<br><br>Fishcop, ever go by the boat ramps at the end of the day just to get a good laugh from all of the non-backing And probably slightly inebriated) boat trailer drivers trying to get down the ramp without destroying something?<br><br>Best one I ever saw was a buch of guys standing on the backend of a FWD Dodge Daytona that was having trouble getting up the wet ramp. Apparently the smoke boiling out of the front wheelwells was not a clue to the three guys standing on the rear bumper/trailer tongue bouncing up and down to give it traction.

 

Don't even get me started on boat ramp stories.... :

 

[quote author=dieseldude4x4 link=board=10;threadid=7358;start=0#70994 date=1037971152]<br>Don't even get me started on boat ramp stories.... :<br>[/quote]<br><br>Me too. Maybe we ought to start a new thread called Boat Ramp rage stories. Why, we could just start with: Alright boat owners, how many of you have launched without putting in the stern drain plug????<br>Or..<br>How many use opening day to learn how to back up your boat trailer?? <br><br>~Dave