Once again this year, I've had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake recipe so here goes:

Please try to keep it in your files because I'm beginning to get tired of typing this up every year!

Ingredients:
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs (room temperature)
Nuts (your choice)
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit
Directions:
Sample tequila to check quality; Take a large bowl; check
tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality..

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit up off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose
with a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.

Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.


Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off .....the turner

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.

Cherry Christmas

 

Why? Does your finger get tired?

 

Only when I'm giving you the "one finger salute"

 

I think that's against DTR rules. I think I should ban you!

 

Copy...Paste

tog it thAnks yOu!

 

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Due to an incident many years back, I puke when I even smell Tequila.

 

I've never had any, but I don't particularly care for Mexican food, so I figured I wouldn't like their booze any better.

 

Drinking Tequila is like inviting a Mexican friend over for diner. Let one in and they bring 10 friends with them..

 

had that same experience in Korea. and just like cincy said, get into a scuffle with 1 and there are 10 more. there was 32 limes on the floor between 2 of us that night. I get near that garbage and its heave hoe for me

 

Just talking about it makes me want to errrrrrrrp

 

I'm the same way with peppermint schnapps. Friend, (some friend), and I got rid of a whole bottle of the stuff along with 2 six-packs in about an hour and a half time. It was about 3PM on Christmas eve when we were done, I was quite young and had to work a midnight shift in the cruiser. Needless to say I spent most of my shift 'running radar' up in the woods next to the water tower.