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Old Sep 28, 2006 | 01:04 PM
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Surprise Court Ruling

Cleveland, OH (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Cleveland courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Cleveland Browns, whom the boy
firmly believes is not capable of beating anyone.
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Old Sep 28, 2006 | 01:09 PM
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You should have put that in the More Humor thread
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Old Sep 28, 2006 | 01:48 PM
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It may have been a nailbiter last week...but someone on here tried telling me that the ravens wouldnt do SQUAT this year with a new quarterback...


hrmmmm...
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Old Sep 28, 2006 | 02:08 PM
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I believe that someone was me. Foot is in mouth as we speak..

I am a prouod Baltimore Ravens Defense owner in most of my fantasy leagues...They are producing big time for me..
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Old Sep 28, 2006 | 02:22 PM
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i fixed it for ya
Originally Posted by ramruff
Houston, TX(AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Houston courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Houston Texans, whom the boy firmly believes is not capable of beating anyone.
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Old Sep 28, 2006 | 09:01 PM
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Should be the Tennessee Titans....sounds like we all have a bunch of overly paid losers in our towns!!! Oops, better go overdose on something, $25 million and I'm unhappy(T.O, T.O)
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Old Sep 28, 2006 | 09:23 PM
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Should be the Tennessee Titans....sounds like we all have a bunch of overly paid losers in our towns!!! Oops, better go overdose on something, $25 million and I'm unhappy(T.O, T.O)
Don't you have Vince Young now?
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Old Sep 28, 2006 | 10:21 PM
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That used to be true of the Bengals, but for some reason, they havent seemed to be able to loose one to anyone yet this season....
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Old Sep 28, 2006 | 10:57 PM
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thanks for jinxing it trey!
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Old Sep 29, 2006 | 11:41 AM
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its ok eric.... they've already won their anual quota.
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Old Sep 29, 2006 | 12:55 PM
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I'm suprised nobody mentioned the saints yet. Talk about surprise. THey have some good players though. The titans are very dissappointing so far. I hate the cowboys and they deserve T.O. now we can all say I told you so...
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Old Sep 29, 2006 | 03:03 PM
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T.O. might be unhappy but the Cowboys are still gonna beat the !!!! out of the titans!
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Old Sep 29, 2006 | 07:13 PM
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its ok eric.... they've already won their anual quota.
This is the first thing I've seen in months that got a real belly laugh out of me...
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Old Oct 2, 2006 | 07:07 PM
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Ok, ya got me on that one!!
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Old Oct 2, 2006 | 09:40 PM
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Sucked me right in but that was funny!!!
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