Doan no bout nuna dem dair "shrooms" thingys on da intake, eh? Butta Pasty always cooks up nicely over da turbo dair, doncha no. Yous wanna see sum gettupngo, jus adda little sap to yer fuel, eh? Corse den you smell like hotcakes goen down da road and da bears tend ta follow ya home. Ya wanna seea "dope" truck, eh? I'll show ya mine from da rear view mirror wit da aspen log duck taped to da bumper eh? Hows dat one for dope?

SAYYATODAUPEH?

 

Reading this at work. Was just told to shut-up. Guess no one but me is having any fun.
Ed

 

well, like i said before yo, i put nitromethane into the fuel tank and it clogged my cadillac converter. i was thinking about cutting open some WD40 cans and pouring it into the tank. what chyu think?

 

Yo, you put some WD-40 and some OCTANE BOOST in yo tank an standaheckback.
Got any fuzzy dice yet? I dunno what they'd do to yo dyno, but they look stupidwickedcool with a playboy air fresher.
dog, you need to bus' some pics of yo ride so's we can cold trip on it.

 

8)

 

ED I think you need to relax. you look dog gone tired in that pic :
DM01

 

It might be time for a shave too, whatcha think?

 

think you aughta open that other eye and take a good long look at yourself