Someone tried to steal my truck!!!
04-22-2004, 10:17 AM
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Someone tried to steal my truck!!!
Trying to have a quiet morning, drinking coffee, watching the news - - suddenly the truck alarm goes off. I rush out to the sound of the engine running and gears mashing.
I threw open the door and grabbed for whatever was in there.
What did I find?
A STUPID BLUE PENGUIN!!!
Now, I ask you fellow DTronians - - who has the clout with blue penguins?
Who, after spending a horrible winter frozen in the wastelands of the north, would send his stooges down to bother me because he is so jealous that I live in Paradise? Can you make a guess?
You big baby - - come down here and fight for yourself.
And then, we will go get a cup of coffee.
CopBob
I threw open the door and grabbed for whatever was in there.
What did I find?
A STUPID BLUE PENGUIN!!!
Now, I ask you fellow DTronians - - who has the clout with blue penguins?
Who, after spending a horrible winter frozen in the wastelands of the north, would send his stooges down to bother me because he is so jealous that I live in Paradise? Can you make a guess?
You big baby - - come down here and fight for yourself.
And then, we will go get a cup of coffee.
CopBob
04-22-2004, 10:21 AM
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Follow up.
Hey Scotty,
If you want your little stooge back, he is locked behind bars and on sardines and water. Little rascal.
BigBadBob
If you want your little stooge back, he is locked behind bars and on sardines and water. Little rascal.
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04-22-2004, 10:57 AM
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DO NOT GIVE SARDINES! It will give a penguin the squirts! Goldfish crackers if it's too late. Looks like he's been laying too close to some blue sheep. Might want to get some battery from Shortround and wire up those door handles.
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04-22-2004, 12:51 PM
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Try shoving half a can of beer up his hiney and stick on the grill awhile.
Have you put him in front of the judge yet? You only have 24 hours you know.
Have you put him in front of the judge yet? You only have 24 hours you know.
04-22-2004, 02:19 PM
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Originally posted by Redleg
DO NOT GIVE SARDINES! It will give a penguin the squirts!
DO NOT GIVE SARDINES! It will give a penguin the squirts!
Think I better pack this little critter up, shove that can - - well, you know - - and ship him back to that Scotty man - - like this.
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04-23-2004, 08:05 AM
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I heard Antarctica offering support for Iraq, but didn't have desert resources. Claimed if Iraq ever took to the sea, they'd be right there though. They did supply quite a bit of ice tea for the troops.