Ours depends on who's waking up first ha ha. If I gotta get up at 5 I'm closer to the door. Fond that if I gotta climb over her its like a pit stop and I end up being late ha ha

 

The monsters can come in and eat her first (her side's closer to the door)

 

It's where ever the Gf puts me. We travel a lot and stay in motels often. I never know which side is mine until time to get in bed.

 

I sleep on the left and the wife sleeps in the middle.

 

Same here except I'm on the right. We have a king size bed and I get about 2' and she has the rest!! I sleep so close to the edge I am surprised I don't fall off every night.

 

I'm on the side farthest from the door (Right side). Don't want anyone to break in and get me! They can have her butt!

 

I have always wondered if how this works. It seems no matter how large the bed, the guy gets 1-2 ft and the girl has the rest. Now if she is mad(apparently the P word is bad) you could be sleep in a twin, but there would be enough space between you it would feel like a king.

 

BWAHAHAHAHA

 

After 25 years,I moved next door to the spare bedroom. My wife snores like a banshee and has to have the tv on low(white noise she says) in order to sleep. Love life's intact,I'm just getting some rest now.

 

I take the side closest to the door. That way I'm the first to the door if someone decides to enter without permision

 

I sleep where she tells me then she sleeps on top of me.

 

To much information

 

well when you live where its colder than ice cubes it must be for the body heat so you dont freeze right......

 

I am on the left, that is where the phone is located. I get called back into work all the time, so it makes it easier. My protection is also in that area.

 

I sleep on the right. She wants to be closest to the door. That way she can get up and take care of the little ones in the middle of the night!