This is supposedly a true story ...

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping,
and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of
leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and
drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her
voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it!
Get out of the car!" the four men didn't wait for a second
invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat
shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the Police station.. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed. AH, SENIOR MOMENTS

 

Been out in the sun too long there Granny? That's a good one!

 

Now that's funny.....

 

Reminds me of my younger days working at the A&P. A not so elderly woman gave me the keys to her car and I couldn't for the life of me get inside it. For probably 10 minutes she and I tried unsuccessfully to open the doors and trunk. At one point I even said, "Lady are you sure this is your car?" She said, "Of course!"
It wasn't. Nat