Scotty was sooooo ugly as a child that his momma wore a paper bag over her head when she dropped him off at school...<br><br>Rod

 

I have started a non=profit chartiy for scotty. donations can be sent to www.scottyneedsaneck.help<br><br><br>(just a joke)<br><br><br>Send the money to www.freethepenguins.ugh<br>

 

Scotty was so ugly when he was born, the doctor slapped his momma, and kicked his dad...<br><br>Rod

 

Scotty was so ugly that when he was born they thought the after birth was a twin.<br>

 

Scotty is so ugly, he could scare the flies off a manure wagon...<br>

 

Scotty is so ugly, I took him to a haunted house, and he came out with a job application...

 

[quote author=Push Rod link=board=10;threadid=6405;start=0#59148 date=1035951944]<br>Scotty is so ugly, I took him to a haunted house, and he came out with a job application...<br><br>[/quote]<br><br>Ouch.

 

Holy penguin poop batman, I thought all this harassment was supposed to be directed towards Hoss..........

 

[quote author=dieseldude4x4 link=board=10;threadid=6405;start=0#59217 date=1035978628]<br>Holy penguin poop batman, I thought all this harassment was supposed to be directed towards Hoss..........<br>[/quote]<br><br>Someone's gotta fill his shoes while he's away, I'm just glad it ain't me!! ;D

 

Who's scotty :

 

[quote author=dieseldude4x4 link=board=10;threadid=6405;start=0#59217 date=1035978628]<br>Holy penguin poop batman, I thought all this harassment was supposed to be directed towards Hoss..........<br>[/quote]<br><br>This is national Abuse Scotty Week, and we just got a late start on it...<br><br>Scotty's so ugly, it looks like he ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym.<br>

 

Fight, Fight, Fight. Just wait until Scotty wakes up. You guys will be in deep kimchee. Any one who can throw around cars needs to be stayed far away from. Now the sheep fur (?) is gonna fly. Hey, I heard tell he packs a cane just for keeping away the cheap shots. Hey Scotty, I got your back. You just keep working on the DASH POD. They ain't seen nothing yet until they start messin' with a guy who's waiting for his gauge pod. <br><br>~Dave<br><br>disclaimer: No plaudersmilies were used in the preparation or execution of this posting.