Santa got his flight plan approved by the DOT today, better tell the kids to behave.

http://www.dot.gov/affairs/dot18405.htm

 

Kids my backside, I been good all year waitin for lotsa new truck parts and a few elves to install em.

 

Well....I've been pretty good.....most of the year. Will that get me anything?

 

Bad news... Santa's 6.0 Powerstroke-powered sleigh finally gave out at 30,000 feet...

 

Hopefully someone remembered to give these guys a Head's Up, or Santa's gonna be lookin at a real short flight.

 

Crobtex, I promise you can have half of everything I get for Christmas. Whether you want it or not it's yours. Be carefull what you wish for.

 

How's Santa Claus going to get off the ground if he sitting on the big conveyor???

ans:
replace all the deer with DCTD 4wd duallies.

Merry Christmas

 

If I were still a controller, I would put him in a holding pattern, just because.

 

santa got a letter from the faa they said he needed his log books checked out and he had to take a annual check ride. so santa got everything up to date in his log books and made sure everything on the slay was in order and his deer had the proper harnesses. when the agent came he inspected the deer and the slay and all his log books and told him everything looked in order.
then he asked him if he was ready for the check ride and santa said sure lets go, the agent said to wait a minute and went to his car and came back with a shotgun. santa asked what the gun was for and the agent said for the check ride. so santa asked again why do you need a gun for the check ride and they agent replied because you are going to loose a engine on takeoff.

 

Someone's asking for a lump of coal this year!

 

So my trucks rated at 9,000 Gross but yet 8 reindeer can haul all the toys in the world to the good boys and girls?? Dodge needs to get on the ball here

I've been good, and besides up north where it's cold, coal is considered a good gift

 

and with teh price of home heating oil, this is a bad gift because........???

 

True... I better ask my brother for a large sack of coal from the power plant!

 

omg!!!

 

I have had special clearance with THE MAN because I was such a good lad when I was young.
Yeah...thats it.

He was just here on a test run. All the deer are running well and are good to go.
The right ski needed an alignment and the abs was disabled because he kept sliding past his stops.

You just gotta love this time of year.



HO HO HO SCOTTY

p.s. loaded a few Spheres in the Sleigh for you know who.
Santa knows all about the taunting from Bobby.