Neither do we, but that never shrewed us before.

 

Busy day removing snow but I need to tell you that Shrews are beutiful polite wonderful creatures and mean no harm. Heck, Shrews would never overrun a persons home and force them to write a note.

They love taking man made objects, working them over and trying to improve the WORLD with their talents.

They are uh wonderful creatures and uh "ouch" were not sent from the planet Barfsblot to take over the world as some have claimed.

 

Y'all watch out, I think Bark's mind has been taken over by the shrews. Way to resist Bark!

 

Bark's always had a few loose shrews in his head.

 

It may just be my eyes but I think Bark is trying to send a coded message in this post - ahh, it's probably just his cabin fever affecting his typing.

 

That's a shrewd observation.

 

Epic thread, shrew!!!

 

Anyone heard from Bark today? I hope I'm not ashrewming the worst here..

 

I haven't seen him around yet today. He may be trying to wind up his search for shrewed extension cords around his house.

 

Maybe he ate some bad mushrewms.

 

Nah, he tried that back on page 5 with bad results. I think smoking them was next on the list. He was smoking salmon last week.

 

He's gonna need a car with a bigger hood.

That Shrewbaru aint gonna be big enough...

 

Busy with snow removal today. Just came in cold and tired.
Saw a small piece of American cheese on the floor.
Wife looked guilty and said she has been feeding a shrew and its almost tame enough to catch.
Makes me wonder if she hasnt been in cahoots with them all along.

 

Na, I think he's that way normally.

 

Hahaha.....Go ahead honey, pick it up. It's not like they're poisonous or anything, it's just .....a.....shrew.....