Lary Ellis (Top)

Did you know... While both male and female reindeer grow<br> antlers in the summer each year, according to the Alaska<br> Department of Fish and Game male reindeer drop their antlers<br> at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-<br> December. Female reindeer retain their antlers until after<br> they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to every<br> historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single<br> one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen - had to be a girl.<br> We should've known. Only women would be able to drag a fat ol'<br> man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and<br> not get lost....<br>

Javaluva

[quote author=SFtopSGT link=board=10;threadid=7943;start=0#76555 date=1039190534]<br> Did you know... While both male and female reindeer grow<br> antlers in the summer each year, according to the Alaska<br> Department of Fish and Game male reindeer drop their antlers<br> at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-<br> December. Female reindeer retain their antlers until after<br> they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to every<br> historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single<br> one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen - had to be a girl.<br> We should've known. Only women would be able to drag a fat ol'<br> man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and<br> not get lost....<br><br>[/quote]<br><br>Ahhhhhhh...I knew it...just KNEW IT!!! ;D :-*

TPilaske

NWDave

:'( :'( :'(<br><br>Next you'll be telling me there's no Easter Bunny, or that he's really a she and not even a bunny but a chicken in drag.<br><br>Is there nothing sacred?<br><br>~Dave

Lary Ellis (Top)

Dave the easter bunny hides his eggs cause he doesn't want anybody to know he is sleeping with a chicken ;D

DarrellB

[quote author=SFtopSGT link=board=10;threadid=7943;start=0#76938 date=1039238983]<br>Dave the easter bunny hides his eggs cause he doesn't want anybody to know he is sleeping with a chicken ;D<br>[/quote]<br><br>How could a bunny and a chicken go about making......................... Well never mind that's just sick. ???<br><br>DB

Lary Ellis (Top)

Exactly! thats why he hides the eggs!

DarrellB

It sound like eggs aren't the only thing he's hiding. <br><br>Wonder if he will ever come out of the closet? :-X<br><br>DB

CaptainDD

Santa owns reindeer which are a domisticated animal which we imported along with Santa Claus from Europe. Cariboo are members of the North American Deer family and because they are wild animals Santa can not legally own them if he lives in Alaska because he is not a native. Now if you believe in Santa then you can believe that even the male reindeers have horns year round. Will I got to go, it is that time of year and we are working 24/7 packing presents and getting the sleigh ready. Happy Holidays TO ALL.