The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These Mississippi boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

 

Should work

 

if they wanted the job done right they would have sent some texans

 

JBJARKO-

What kind of gun is that thing?

 

Looks like my Dad...

 

I have no clue. Some huge caliber. lol

 

Looks like a modified .50 BMG.

 

Who're YOU kiddin'? That's YOU before you were accepted into the Marines!

I gotta admit, you DO clean up good tho!



chaikwa.

 

they need to stop here and pickup so of the locals. Its the home of "Deliverance" and the banjo player lives two doors down from me. Give him a microphone and a banjo and put a little pig squeling in amongst it and all the baghdaddy's will be truly taken care of.

 

Hey, I remember that documentary! Seemed like a decent buncha fun lovin' guys to me!

chaikwa.

 

My stepson got a bumper sticker from near you "Paddle faster, I think I hear banjo music".

 

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.



I would'nt think it would take them boy's that long.

 

You gotta include time for the party and the afterparty and time to sober up to drive home.

 

that is way bigger than a 50 bmg, i guess a old tank killer in the 14mm to 20mm size.

 

The rifle appears to be a variant of the L-39 Lahti (Finland) that was developed just prior to WW2. It fired a 20mm projectile of around 4 oz. weight at approximately 2600 fps. Weight was over 100 lbs and was ~88" long.

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