Backup
What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.

Bar Code
Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern.

Bug
The reason you gave for call'n in sick.

Byte
What your pitbull done to cousin Jethro.

Cache
Needed when you run out of food stamps.

Chip
Pasture muffins you try not to step in.

Terminal
Time to call the undertaker.

Crash
When you go to Juniors party uninvited.

Digital
The art of count'n on your fingers.

Fax
What you lie about to the IRS.

Hacker
Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.

Keyboard
Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.

Mac
Big Bubba's favorite food.

Megahertz
How you head feels after 17 beers.

Modem
What you did when the grass and weeds got to tall.

Online
Where to stay when your taking a sobreity test.

ROM
Where the Pope lives.

Screen
Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.

SCSI
What you call your week old underwear.


If yall have any more come on and add 'em.