My hubby was just telling me that he knew a guy who worked for Coors Light. Got busted trading cases of Coors for cases of Bud Light. Got fired for it. Funny thing is the guy he was trading with was a truck driver for Bud Light. He got canned as well.

 

Yeah, the guy that distributes coors at work told me that he is not "supposed" to be seen buying any budweiser stuff, but he says if he is out of town he will buy it.

 

saw an interview w/ dale earnhardt jr. once and he said if he is caught drinking anything other than bud, he would loose his sponsorship

 

One of my friends actually e-mailed 7/11 this same question and in response he got something like this: "We have locks on our doors for the event if an investigation is needed after a robbery at one of our stores. We have to lock our doors so the detectives can carry out their investigation."

That isnt an exact quote, but it's basically what they said!

 

Why is it when a sentence starts "With all due respect," you can pretty much bet that the rest of the statement is going to be something that doesn't deliver any respect at all.

 

Good one.

I used to correct people on "irregardless", it's like some kind of double negative or something.
As in, "So, you are giving it regard now?"

 

you need to be more pacific

 

My uncle was a CEO for Coke and he owned pepsi stock.

 

Just push alt+F4. And if your computer isn't ancient you can safely shut dowm by pushing power button.

Why do they put cats on diesels?

 

So they can PURRRRR

 

shoots self in face

 

How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

 

When their seeing eye dog quits eatin the tp.

 

7-11's have locks in case the single cashier working long hours at night in the middle of nowhere has to go the the bathroom and doesn't want somebody waking in and out with a bunch of Ho-Ho's.