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Why is it when your driving in a hurry to get somewhere that your late to that's when you come upon the people (who I've never seen so many before) that run 55-62 on a 70mph 2 lane road in a no passing zone? Sorry that was my expierence from Friday.
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Questions of life???
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is
it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice?”
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all?”
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating
an endangered plant?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone
will clean them?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to
remain silent?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If you throw a cat out the window, does it become kitty litter?
If corn oil come from corn, where does baby oil come from?
If there is no god, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?
When a cow laughs, does milk come up its nose?
How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?
If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?
What’s another word for thesaurus?
How come abbreviation is such a long word?
What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?
Does “virgin wool” come from sheep the shepherd hasn’t caught yet?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
Why do they call it a TV SET when you only get one?
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
How much faith does it take to be an atheist?
What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person, have to be before considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money does not grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny" for your thoughts"? Where is that extra penny going?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What did "cured" ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then use binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is
it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice?”
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all?”
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating
an endangered plant?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone
will clean them?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to
remain silent?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If you throw a cat out the window, does it become kitty litter?
If corn oil come from corn, where does baby oil come from?
If there is no god, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?
When a cow laughs, does milk come up its nose?
How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?
If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?
What’s another word for thesaurus?
How come abbreviation is such a long word?
What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?
Does “virgin wool” come from sheep the shepherd hasn’t caught yet?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
Why do they call it a TV SET when you only get one?
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
How much faith does it take to be an atheist?
What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person, have to be before considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money does not grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny" for your thoughts"? Where is that extra penny going?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What did "cured" ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then use binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
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that would suck.
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if we evolved from apes....why are there still apes?
[QUOTE=butchera;1117854]Questions of life???
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
i dont know about that, but my buddy worked at a case equipment dealership and they threatened to fire him if he didnt take the CAT sticker off his truck
[QUOTE=butchera;1117854]Questions of life???
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
i dont know about that, but my buddy worked at a case equipment dealership and they threatened to fire him if he didnt take the CAT sticker off his truck
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From: Wasilla, AK
What's thp point of single ply toilet paper?
When ford bought cummings was Dr. Z thier revenge?
Why do people buy 7500 pound trucks that have the areodynamic properties of a brick and complain that they ONLY get between 16 and 20 mpg?
What did they used to drive that was so much better?
When ford bought cummings was Dr. Z thier revenge?
Why do people buy 7500 pound trucks that have the areodynamic properties of a brick and complain that they ONLY get between 16 and 20 mpg?
What did they used to drive that was so much better?
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From: Near Mt. Pleasant, Tennessee
The coke/pepsi thing, I think they will fire you or you go home or something like that. Talked with a lady once that worked for coke and she said they were VERY strict on that subject..can't remember if she said people would get fired or not.
How long is the average African spear??
How long is the average African spear??
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From: Big Spring (now Stephenville), Tx
This may get deleted but my Managment teacher showed a video today that commented that management had to be the oldest profession to keep the called oldest profession in order. So here's how I translated that, which came first, the prositiute or the pimp? Sorry I'm killing time waiting on class.
, the chicken
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