Get a pair of those heavy rubber gloves that go up to your elbows, like the ones you would use for handling chemicals. Slip one over the exhaust pipe, and put zip tie on it so it won't blow off. Have him fire it up, leaving it in park. With the engine running, the pressure builds up in the glove until 'BOOOOOOOM'

 

Speaking of boom if you have access to a compressor, one coolant jug, and an air fitting. Major kaboom. We did this in the shop all the time. And if you want your service manager to have a heart attack, have one tech lay on the floor after the boom. Look on his face was worth millions. The oil changes I did for a week weren't tho...

 

Simple and harmless - but hilarious. Take a pice of scotch tape and put it over tha ball on thier computer mouse.....

Matt

 

Change a few keyboard letters around by popping the keys out and switching them. That only works if your victim doesn't know how to type w/o looking.

 

This one's for the home front and during the summer.

Get a misting or spray bottle and fill it with water, but leave some room for mixing. Poor about 4 or 5 table spoons of sugar and mix thoroughly. Spray their bath towel with it and let it dry. For the rest of the day, they will be sticky and feel nasty. When they go to shower, the whole thing starts again!!

 

Boy, I'm glad I don't work with you guys? This will seem mild, but is there a subject that really upsets him? Does he hate the Yankee's? (install a Yankee license plate frame on the rear of his car) Hate a local radio station? (put one of their stickers on his rear window) Is he a Republican? (Pro-Kerry sticker) Pro-Choice? Hate Cats? How about a rainbow?

You get the idea, and it won't cause anything permanent.

 

Get a can of sewing machine oil. Put a light amount of the oil all along the leading edge of his windshield wipers, not enough so it will drip off and he will see it. When he turns his wipers on, he has a biiiiiiiiiig surprise.

 

A ground up butterscotch lifesaver in the showerhead. wont smell or discolor the water but leaves a very sticky residue.

 

if he dont have the clean air filter on the vent under the windshield during the summer when you know he will have the ac on put some baby powder down there and when he starts er up POOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFF

 

Get a nice dry cat-tail down at the pond and put it in his defroster vent. Everytime he turns in on he will get a nice fluffy surprise that floats around in his cab!

 

You guys are cruel!!!

But what a bunch of GREAT ideas!!!!

 

Sounds kind of like when I had a shipmate who was a real joker and could just make ya smoking mad. Well when I transferd off the ship they were still in the gulf from Desert Storm So being a thoughtful guy and knowing how a care package cheers up the day,,,, I Boxed up a Lingcod carsass in a plastic box wrapped it in shrink wrap then paper and mailed it to him... He stilll swears revenge!!! And anyone who has been over seas knows a package takes weeks to get there

 

Well if your bud has a 4wd truck, take 2 large watermelons, cut in half lengthwise, jack up front axle, place 1/2's under wheels, repeat at rear, drain hydraulic oil out of floor jack, leave jack beside truck and watch the fun.

Makes a big mess and usually truck can't crawl out of the rinds.

Gary

 

A few moons back when i was an MP, if another fella left his cruiser unlocked he was in for it, best one was we'd spray just a tad of OC (aka pepper mace) into the vents of another fella's cruiser. Imagine the surprise a short while after the A/C or heater was kicked on...never hurt him, just enough to irratate the tar outta him. Funny thing is it still works well in the civilian world

 

Well some of the jokes I have seen done inkpad the earpiece of their phone evrybody will be cracking up while they walk around with a black ear. Another guy put a carton of milk under another's car seat in 100* weather got real ripe quick. The best was homemade bumper sticker 2" wide tape " I heart gays" written with large marker.