You could put some Mercaptin in his shoe (it smells like rotten eggs). It takes forever to wear off.

 

In case you guys are wondering what Mercaptin is it is the odorant put into propane to make it smell. I used to work at a place where we had a gallon jug of that stuff. It stinks bad at that concentration.

 

You could fill his vehicle w/ styrofoam peanuts...to the TOP of the roof...and wrap it up in saran wrap. He'll be finding peanuts for the next 6 months!

 

If you really want to get him, throw 2 cans of shaving cream in the freazer, and when they are frozen, cut away the metal case, so you have a cream block. When it thaws out, 2 cans will fill his car up to the roof! Although he might not really like you after that one

 

It could be a good idea sending a denunciation letter from my country, for instance, a fine form Spanish goverment for entering at some kind of forbidden site web (or even a Bill from an european adult Chat). I could write it in spanish or catalan, all you tell me to write.
There could be some words in english that could make he imagine which kind of letter it is, but should have problems translating it! (Sure whether it was in catalan language!)

 

heres a good one thats not dangerous and wont hurt truck. get used motor oil and squirt it up near bell housing and sqirt a good trail leading to his driver door. he will look for the cause and will be trying to find a way to fix it. no one gets hurt and some brake cleaner will spray off the oil on bottom of pan. just make it look like its coming off engine with drips etc. also needs about 15 min to set in asphalt/concrete

 

Put vaseline under his car door latch. My cousin almost punched himself in the face with that one.

Vaseline on door ***** are funny too. Even the toilet seat. You could also raise the seat, put some plastic wrap on the bowl, nice and tight, then lower the seat. That one works best on women, unless you know what time of the day nature gives him a call.

Download spyware on his computer, or subscribe his E-mail address to free, goofy websites that send out e-mail news and updates.

Too bad nobody has invented invisible ink cartridges. Maybe Hoss could add that to his repertoir with the spider farm......

 

Get a 6 pack of empty cans, tie them together and hook the end of the string to his vehicle. Then place the cans up in his frame (outta view) where they will fall out when he hits a bump as he's going down the road. He'll freak when he hears the noise trying to figure out what he broke . No damage but he'll know he's been had when he investigates the noise.

 

Fill his truck bed with concrete!

 

or a car.

http://www.stupidvideos.com/?VideoID=534

 

Take one of those laugh boxes out of a stuffed animal or kids toy. Hide it behind the dash. Wire it to the seatbelt warning light. It'll laugh at him when the light is lit, and turn itself off before he gets a chance to look for it.

 

Here's one I saw mentioned on here the last time this subject was brought up.

Take a 5lb bag of sugar and empty most of it out.

Take what's left and dump it on the ground right under his fuel cap, maybe scatter some around his fuel cap, place the empty bag on the ground near the pile.

Let his imagination fill in the blanks.


phox

 

i like toothpaste better if i want to be nice, or dog poop if i want to be mean

 

4 of us safety wired our boss's entire office upside down from the ceiling. Took us the entire weekend, but the look on his face was priceless!

 

If you live anywhere near the coast and have seagulls spread a loaf of bread on top of his truck. More bird poop by the end of the day than anyone needs to see.