"though the guy i did it to had his interior removed and shampooed"


Did you reimburse him for his costs?

 

After reading all the "dorm" tricks, we got one guy drunk as a skunk one night, stripped him to boxers, duct taped him to a desk chair, and put him on the elevator on the girls side of the dorms and hit every floor number and sent him on his way. I still can't believe we didn't get in trouble for that one. OSU was so much fun!

 

you don''t have to bother crawling under there if you don't want to , i brought a jack and a good assortment of blocking with me this week. as soon as it stops raining the fun will begin.

 

You guys are devious. I mean that as a compliment. I can see I'll be coming back to this post for ideas.

 

Heres a fuuny one i heard about ten or so years ago, I lived in Millwaukee at the time working for LDV, building snap-on tool trucks. Down in ill, a guy was at a bar, talking crap about the bears, every one there just ignored him for the longest time, Finally, they kept tellin him to knock it off, and he wouldnt, so....later that day as a cop came driving by the bar, he stopped to notice a guy duct taped to the stop sign out side the bar!!! The guy was gagged and taped and very P.Oed!!!! So the cop took off the gag and asked what the deal was, after telling the cop about how he was just joing about the bears, The cop put the gaga back in and left!!!!!!!! I did hear that the cop had some consequences of his own on that one. Not sure if its true, But sure made for a funny story at the time.

 

I heard close to the same story about a guy in Cleveland bragging about the browns that they did that to also but the cop had to shoot him heard later it got ruled justifiable .

 

that would be a Negative Captain..... as i had stated he had his interior removed and shampooed... he didn't HAVE to have it done but he thought he spilled some of the doe urin in his truck ( and the carpet was nasty dirty too)....... all it was was in the fresh air vent and never made contact with the pieces that he had shampooed (seats and carpet) after he realized that that wasn't the problem he just delt with it for a few days..... no harm done and we all laugh about it to this day....

 

There was a time in the dorms that sissy from Ponca City, OK wissed me off and ran into his room and locked the door. I shoved the raccoon pee, cover scent, bottle out of my truck, put the tip under the door, and stepped on it. EVERYONE on the floor enjoyed that one!

 

Well , i got the fun started today , by superglueing his chair to the floor , the desk to the floor , the pen to the desk (in a vertical position) and i ran an entire roll of duct tape around the doors of his truck , with little tin plates over the door seems , so he couldn't just cut it.

The worst part of all this , is i forgot my camera...

 

Let the games begin Muhahahahahaha

 

I have blocks of wood , a jack , electrical tape , wrenches , vice grips, a small steel weight, and huge plastic tie wraps in my truck waiting for tomorrow.

I am going to block his wheels before lunch , as well as wrap the ground terminal with electrical tape. then in the afternoon when (if he ever gets to leave) he comes back from lunch i am going to hit him with the tie wraps on the driveshaft , and electrical tape the steel weight to the drive shaft for an unbalance effect ( i figure the slapping tie straps , and the shaking truck will get him to crawl under in a hurry)

 

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Common!!!! PICTURES PICTURES PICTURES.

 

None of this is even remotely believable without puctures!!!!!!

 

I have not done these, but had a book with these pay backs in it.

Go buy some Ivory dishwashing detergent, and a box of condoms. Squirt some detergent in the unrolled condom, place condom over front door ****.

Also, you can do this and leave a condom in his vehicle so a girlfriend can find it. Have fun, Tony

 

years ago a friend of mine leafed a stack of Playgirl magazines he found through his best buddies stack of car magazines. The poor guy's girlfriend found one before he did. She went ballistic.