I'll measure it this afternoon when we change the water pump!

Chris

 

JKM,

Take the neg batt terminal off, and wrap a layer of black electrical tape around the post, and reinstall the terminal.

To bad he's not in a dorm, friend and I took a 30 gallon garbage pail, filled it about half full of water, and leaned it up against another guy's door in the middle of the night. Water makes an interesting "swoosh" as it flows onto a tile floor...

Dewey

 

bungie cord or ratchet strap his doors closed.

 

i knew one guy in school for about a year his buddies put his number in the men looking for men section of the paper, he had to change his cell number

 

i always liked drilling a small hole in the tailpipe before the muffler and injecting expanda foam (name brand great stuff) it's better than the potatoe trick.... but it'll disable a vehicle until it get's new exhaust......

get some Doe in rut lure from your local hunting store and pour it in the cowl vent area so it'll be brought in with the fresh air into the cab..... talk about something that'll make you gag.......

you can adjust his rear brakes as tight as they will go since the s-10 should have drums.... that'll really slow him down.....

icy hot on the steering wheel works good cause you know he'll wipe his face at some point in time......

 

A while back we were cleaning up the shop and we found a "secret hiding " place where a guy would go and take a nap or read some racey mags. There was a neat vinyl rocking back chair there . I cut a little slit about an inch long right in the middle of the seat and used a squirt oil can to pump a quart of black motor oil in the foam rubber. The guy (we found out whose place it was) walked around the shop all afternoon and didn't notice it . He thought he brushed up against someting oily.

 

Icy hot on the the steering wheel sounds hillarious.

Call and order pizzas in the guys name from every pizza place in town. Have them all set to be delivered on the same night at the same time. Order 4 or 5 from each place. Then park somewhere close enough to sit back and watch the show. This one is more of a payback than a practical joke though.

 

Alot of these joke ideas are great, but some of them are getting out of hand. I would never suggest anything that would cause some damage to thier vehicle, especially like filling thier exaust full of foam. i would press charges for someone doing that to my truck. Doe juice in the air intake? That could easily cost a new interior.

Be careful what you suggest. Someone may try it on you

 

Try the standards:

rubberband the sink sprayer and use the cold water last (first thing that will come out)

put paper holes from three ring binder punch outs on top of a ceiling fan

coat a portable office fan or desk fan with ben gay; the blowing fans heat it up and works like cayenne pepper on someone after a few minutes

tie the front shoulder seat belts in a know at the rear of the seat, they will get arm strain from trying to pull a "stuck" belt out and no harm is done

okay, I am a judge so I have to go try soem of these other ones out......Be Safe!

 

My favorite one I ever did was to my brothers ex girlfriend. She was just down right evil and to make a long story short........made my life pure hell for about a month!!

So we got this ANNOYING horn that my buddy had laying around his shop, crawled up in the tree outside her bedroom window, and wired the horn to a battery and ran and hid in the bushes across the street.

All the lights came on in the house and she comes running out plugging her ears trying to figure out a way to get it outta the tree!!! It was flippin hilarious. Watching her jumping up and down swatting at it with a broom, throwing things at it, and even attempting to climb the tree in her robe......man it was by far the funniest thing I had ever seen!!! LOL

She finally ended up calling her brother who lived a couple blocks away to come get it out. Granted it was a little childish ( I was 16 ) but man was revenge SWEET!!

~Nick

 

limberger cheese in the heater vents

I have also made it home with my buddies driveshaft in the box of my truck

 

actually thats the best advice of all, dont mess with anyones vehicle, or do damage to there property it can cause serious hardship.

 

naw it'll only last a few days..... longer if they don't use their a/c/heater..... though the guy i did it to had his interior removed and shampooed.... the smell was still there when he cut the air on..... after a few days in the sun he got it all out......

and i only resort to the foam when someone really almost kills me, a family member, or is just acting plain childish......

 

i have no stomache for torturing small helpless animals !!! they need air!

 

I didn't realize a mailbox was airtight?? Maybe I shouldn't mention a turkey in a large mailbox is funnier??

JKM, Forgot about that measurement the other day, will have it for you today! I was kinda mad at that truck when I finally got done with it

Chris