Hopefully he or his lawyer are familiar with history and know the significance of that reply. If not, they deserve to be trashed.

Yes. Many times I have been compared to Fred Astaire. When my friend Dan was taking me to the ER last year after I fell off the ladder he said "You looked like Fred Astaire until you hit the ground". I would love to have a Ginger Rogers type person such as yourself around to assist me in one of my carefully choreographed dances. Maybe you and your hubby will be back up here next summer when I re-mortar the chimney. LOL

 

Top turns on the lights and kicks a garbage can down the barracks LETS GO LADIES!...4 am everybody roll out of the sack we got a 10 mile force march today....I want full rucks and weapons with ammo load outs...lets go Ladies we are burning daylight! OOOOaaH

 

Oh...ouch...That's gonna leave a mark.

Snake dance, gutter dance, bat dance, generator dance...........Bwahahahahahahaha:hehe :

Hey Hey Hey!!!! I was up at 0230 and I let you sleep.



Morning all. Replaced the lower right control arm and pulled the struts off the intrepid yesterday. Had the opportunity to properly explain to the stepson why I'm not motivated to work on his problems, simply put, you don't even ask if I need or want help with mine. Time to grow up some more. Today I get to swap the springs to the new struts and re-install them. I'm so looking forward to dealing with the springs.

 

Dang! here I am in 50 pounds of gear for the ladies march.....no one else around cricket chirping sounds for madhat.....

welcome T rad- you must be so frustrated. perhaps you could just state to the SIL what tasks he will do and what repair tasks you will do. sometimes the clueless need a leash.....c'mere boy....c'mon! goooooood boy!!!!

(pssst...don't ask bark for help with the springs.....that may end up being the Gumby dance....)

Polar, use a solar array on 'em.....have him show up in Court looking like a cheeto. fun to watch someone explain how smart they are looking like that....

well Shorts and other ailing DTRs, hope ya feel better today!!!

new hunters coming out tonight, really hope the deer are not shy.

 

You feel graceful and competent with Bark around???? Wow, I do think you need boots for sure - - chest waders. Really deep right about now. .... Hey Bark, good to see ya. Glad you remembered how to get back home.

See, as I stated before - - disgusting, nausiating and just plain mean. ..................Let us sleep. Here you had me fooled into thinking you were a pretty neat guy. Keep it up, Lary, and we sic Heidi on ya - - she will take care of that little problem........

Got out for a couple hours yesterday and tried to hide the coughing and carrying on. Did OK, but sure came back whipped. Good nights sleep until a certain someone around here starting making stupid noises. OK, off to see what trouble I can get into today. Bark is back, so we need to batten down the hatches again, hide the ladders, put the doggy gate up in front of the stairs, hide the keys and put the padlock on the tool box. See ya,

Bobby

 

Hey wait up, I'm coming. Slow, coughing at idle but I'm here.

Was up all night with the dog and my cough. Maybe it's a blessing in disguise. I'd rather not have to clean my carpets if it means losing some sleep. I ran the sprinklers and it rained too. The grass needs washing - ewwww.

Chaikwa, the mocha, I noticed that too. I almost brought it up but didn't want to burst DHs dessert bubble. Knowing him, he definitely had not put two and two together lol.

 

Sorry about that "WheezinBob".......I poured the contents of a Instant Coffee packet I found in an old C-Rat can I had here over my Grits last night.....It could be a week before I get any sleep or stop seeing those dancing frogs in front of my eyes

 

Well since Heidi was the only one to show up she now has 60 days leave and free flight status anywhere MAC air flies......find a warm beach and a cold beverage young lady you deserve it

 

Nice. JWBM, if I give you some cash will you bring me back some good whiskey? The old man doesn't know where the secret hiding spots are.

 

Hi folks, raining here today so I though I'd throw my laundry and a box of soap in the back of the truck. First time in a while a power joke didn't pass me, come to think of it, no one passed me this morning.

 

Hey folks, just passing through but I will stop by for a beer this evening. I wish I had spent more time with y'all this week, it would have been more fun. Come to think of it, a root canal without anaesthetic and a prostate exam at the same time would have been more fun than this week. You may remember trials and tribulations of my ailing father in law from last weekend. Well, the old guy is still alive and is being released from hospital today (with an oxygen bottle). Unfortunately he is not yet well enough to attend his wife's sister's funeral. Yup, my wife's father made it through the week but my wife's aunt (to whom my wife was super close) was found dead in her rocking chair in front of the tv Tuesday morning. Absolutely no warning to anyone.
I definitely need a good laugh or two after this week and a good stiff glass of single malt. I will provide the single malt but I am going to count on all of you for the laughs when I check back in this evening.

Polaraco - do you work in the IT business? Only field I know of other than exterminators, that talks about RAID.

 

heheh pre flight for Santa's sleigh...i am swooping around delivering whiskey, really testing those cornering moves.....Larry gets top shelf.

ahhhhhh any vacation....southwest free flights....California food.....
lot of things i'd like to do, getting hubby to agree and enjoy himself is something I haven't figured out yet......lol

made Christmas cookies. frosting stuff didn't look or feel right. read label :reduced fat. sugar sprinkles? nope, food grade wax. dark red food coloring? pectin based- came out pink. hubby said we are supporting breast cancer Awareness now... yeah, that pink. good thing we can laugh.

Sean, man that is tough series of events in such a short time (and the holidays). yup, DTR can be a great place for some cheer. let's see what project bark and t rad are doing next.... that ought to do it.


broiled veggies and sausage over seasoned rice and slight amount o' gravy for the boyz, got to make up for the unseasonal, un-sugarbomb cookies...

Cougar- laundry in the truck- want the video.....heh hehh let me know before the spin cycle though....

 

nope. ya don't tug on Superman's cape.....

read that and Apocalypse Now movie came to mind......
neither mission would end well.

Florida Fiver take care of thyself!! Edict sent down from the Court to "Royality".....

 

KNOCK IT OFF SARGE! IT'S FRIDAY!!!
Beetle

 

HEIDI!!! I thought of you immediately when I read this joke. Stolen from Moparfins

A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door and into the barn.

She put his manhood in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's' saw.

The banged-up-cheater was terrified and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said ......

"Nope....You are!
I'm gonna burn down the barn!"