A woman goes into the pharmacy, and the pharmacist ask "may I help you", the woman replies "I would like to buy some arsenic". "What do you need arsenic for?" asked the pharmacist"Iwould like to kill my husband" I'm sorry but I can not sell you arsenic for that, so the woman reaches in her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband with the pharmacists wife and hands it to him,"OH I didn't know you had a prescription"!!!