An obituary
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An obituary
Please join me in remembering a great icon - the Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours, as long-time friend, Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he even still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no tart.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two twin children, John Dough, and Jane Dough, plus it is reported that they had one in the oven. Doughboy is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.
A final tribute site can be found at
http://www.derekgrout.com/doughboy/d...y2/poopboy.swf
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Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours, as long-time friend, Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he even still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no tart.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two twin children, John Dough, and Jane Dough, plus it is reported that they had one in the oven. Doughboy is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.
A final tribute site can be found at
http://www.derekgrout.com/doughboy/d...y2/poopboy.swf
(requires Flash and sound helps)
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Re:An obituary
[quote author=Wade link=board=10;threadid=6655;start=0#62583 date=1036543759]<br>did you write that dave :
thats tooo funny 
<br>[/quote]<br><br>Don't I wish? No, I do lot of internet research on various projects (nonwork related) and come across many tidbits that I feel others might find interesting, amusing or whatever.<br><br>~Dave
thats tooo funny <br>[/quote]<br><br>Don't I wish? No, I do lot of internet research on various projects (nonwork related) and come across many tidbits that I feel others might find interesting, amusing or whatever.<br><br>~Dave
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[quote author=NWDave link=board=10;threadid=6655;start=0#62532 date=1036538969]<br> <br>The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.<br><br>[/quote]<br><br>That's funny as hell...
