Happy Belated Birthday Tim!!!

News from Cake Farm: 2 more horse in the heard totaling 5 with a 6th on the way 200 bales of hay ain't gonna cut through winter now I need 600 more.. Oh and my L4 has decided to slip back out again. Going back to the Doc this morning I can barely to sit down

 

Hope the doc gets you feeling better Cissy, um, I mean Cincy. If he can't hep you, lemme know!

 

Cissy?? Ever tell you about the time I carried a beer cooler almost a mile through the foothills of the Appl. Mtns. with a torn ACL and MCL? Needless to say there wasn't much beer left in the cooler when we were finished

 

In my deepest radio announcer voice 'And now, for the rest of the story'......

 

Lets just say there was alcohol and quads involved. We had to walk back to the cabin and we weren't leaving the beer behind. Needless to say, when the alcohol wore off the knee really started hurting. Good thing we had more beer

 

Another great moment in Redneck History!!!!!

 

redneck patriot motto NEVER LEAVE THE BEER!!!!


gonna be a long cold winter too, figure 850 bales with 200 bags of grain, Hoss Cartwright...


from verizonphone

 

I'm pretty sure I said, "Hey ya'll watch this"

The quad was sold the next week.. Alcohol and Banshee's really dont mix..

 

Those Banshees are lightning quick.....I can only imagine how bad that turned out. Thank God the beer survived, huh?

 

And if you are like me, you don't want to know.
Unlike hair on the head (think an Afro),
hair growing out the butt is a no go.

A friends uncle runs a restaurant in Toronto. He says he can buy a whole horse for 300 dollars and they don't ever have to feed them.

Theres a lot of people on DTR that make me proud to be an American.

Absolutely beautiful weather today and I got my septic tank pumped out.
Cost $330 bucks. You would think coming from my house they would pay me.
~

 

After reading that the thought that went through my head was the Scene from Christmas Vacation when Randy Quaid was emptying the tank on the RV. Wish I could link a video on here to it but that would get me bannned!


Evening DTR, day one of safety training done, gotta watch a few more videos/tests in the morning and then back to normal work.

Just relaxing tonight, probably gonna have a beer or two.

 

I knew a kid who did something similar when we were in high school. They hiked to Cathedral Ledge in NH, a 300 foot drop. Somehow the cooler got shoved off the edge. He went after it.

If Cincy is one of 'em, we're all in trouble!

MATT!

Evening all.

 

Just curious, why horses and why a herd? Cows taste better and are far less hassle.



You can do all that but you can't wave?

Maybe they would have if your septic tank wasn't full of your usual crap.

Evening all.

 

Rick, because I like you,,
when I become King I shall allow you the great privilege of granting you the job of "Groom of the Stool".
From then on people far and wide will anounce your presence by shouting "Enter Sir Rick, Groom of the King's Close Stool to the great and wonderful King Bark"
Don't worry, I will take care of all the paperwork myself.

I had never seen the movie. I found a youtube clip of that scene. Now I am going to have to see the whole movie.

 

Deader 'n Bark's septic tank in here tonite. Where IS everyone?