(DD4X4 whispers to top)<br>Beware of any heavy electrical power cords leading towards or hooked up to the the Lazy-Boy when Gonzo says &quot;have a seat there buddy&quot;.<br>(top: checks the chair arms and legs for leather straps and buckles, looks in the corner for bucket of water and sponge, remembers he is in Texas)<br>Gee Gonzo, that's a might big power transformer you have out there in the back yard buddy!<br>(bushes haven't grown up enough to hide it yet)<br>Ah, that's just a heated dog box!<br>(top: notices giant knife switch in secret access panel)<br>Gee Gonzo, I like the view from the porch, think I'll set out there for a while.<br>(gonzo: darn) &gt;<br><br>

 

Going to looking for trip wires again for at least a week or so after that one 8)

 

top: guess you've confirmed that I'm pretty warped now eh? And that's sober. ;D <br>The lights are on and someone is home but the rent is way behind.......

 

Gonzosecretly replaces beverages in fridge with Hemlock)<br>Hey top, there's fresh made tea in the fridge, help your self buddy.<br>Gonzo: (replaces Parmessian cheese with Decon rat poison)<br>Hey top, we're havin spaghetti for dinner, is that OK buddy?<br>top: (beginning to catch on to this &quot;buddy&quot; thing.<br>We brought plenty of food in the 5er there Gonzo &quot;ol buddy&quot;.<br>Gonzo: (rats, foiled again. guess age does have it's benefits)

 

Hey Top. Think you'd better round up some spec ops types and maybe a 12B and run a surveil on Gonzo's digs. Perhaps even a night ops.<br><br>~Dave

 

Hey Gonz,<br><br>Thats a great place! I've always wanted a place like that... The view is awsome! <br><br>Nice.... VERY Nice place.<br><br><br><br>Jealous... <br>Rich

 

Gonzo...... SWEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!<br><br>When I bought my cabin, it had aluminum siding and cheap plywood panels on the inside. Tore it down to studs, new insulation, electrical, plumbing, log siding inside and out. Probably would have been quicker to burn it and start with new logs . Last year I got a Log Wizard and an Alaska Mill chainsaw attachment and am adding a log framed four-season room. I also tore out the cieling over the kitchen and installing exposed, log floor joists. If you have construction/wood working intrests, those my be a couple of neat toys for ya. It also sounds like you may have to build a vertical log fence and catwalk, and post a couple of pickets to keep out the indians and rif-raff. <br>Don

 

After Top and Gonzo have eliminated themselves, Huey secretly sneaks in a takes over new house

 

Huey: Be careful dude, those two may have planted anti-takeover devices at strategic locations like the fridge or the Lazy boy. Be very aware of strange wires and stuff that says &quot;This side towards enemy&quot;.<br>Kaboom...........

 

Nice looking place Gonzo. Hope everything works out for ya on it. 8)<br><br>CR

 

[quote author=Huey link=board=10;threadid=5870;start=15#52626 date=1034600069]<br>After Top and Gonzo have eliminated themselves, Huey secretly sneaks in a takes over new house<br>[/quote]<br><br>Careful... most modern exterior stains are designed to fight pests.

 

Yeah Gonz i must say like Jack probably does I also think that place is SWEED!

 

Gonzo: Don't forget my old favorite, three Rottweilers in the house. <br>(hangs tops pic on the wall for them to see, face surrounded by a large pork chop)