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Old Sep 30, 2004 | 02:37 PM
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Never choke in a restaurant in the South...

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real stress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says,"Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"
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Old Sep 30, 2004 | 02:40 PM
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I would not want to try that maneuver on the average person...
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Old Sep 30, 2004 | 02:47 PM
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That probably happened in Deep East Texas.

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Old Sep 30, 2004 | 03:04 PM
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That probably happened in Deep East Texas.

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Old Sep 30, 2004 | 03:19 PM
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Old Sep 30, 2004 | 03:33 PM
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Old Sep 30, 2004 | 04:29 PM
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Old Sep 30, 2004 | 05:47 PM
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That ain't right!!!
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Old Oct 1, 2004 | 12:26 AM
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Now that's funny!
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Old Oct 1, 2004 | 07:39 AM
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That ain't right!!!
Not only that - it could be a bit more tricky if she was wearin pants
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Old Oct 1, 2004 | 07:41 AM
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Do you think it would work?!?!
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Old Oct 1, 2004 | 07:42 AM
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Originally posted by Dr. Evil
Not only that - it could be a bit more tricky if she was wearin pants
Git'er Done!!!!!


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Old Oct 4, 2004 | 11:57 PM
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ROTFLMAO
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