Hmm, let's see. I have been dating a girl for a couple of months. Plan yesterday was to meet at my house after she got off work at 7 and I was gonna cook some wings and stuff to watch the Monday night game.

I go to the gym where she works to get in my daily workout, and she says that she is getting off early, so I say here, take my key and you can go on over and relax....

I get done, and head home, get there, and i can see her through the window blinds at the kitchen sink. I am like, YES, at her rightful place, right??? WRONG....

I go in and she has completely re-arranged my kitchen, but she was doing the dishes...I am like okay, not so bad. Then I go to the living room to take of my shoes, and what the crap is that, there is a cornacopia of candles sitting on my cofee table and another little street light like thingy on the end table and they were all lit. I am like oh boy...

Uh oh, gotta pee, so I go to the second bath, and when I get in there and close the door, turn on the light, I am light DANG!!! All this pretty lil stuff is everywhere, new lotion soap for silky smooth hands where my pumice hand soap was...color matching everything...

I say hey woman, you stay away from the upstairs.....She is laughing by now...I go up stairs to take a shower, when I get done, I hear her coming up. I remember a load of clothes that I need to put in dryer, so I head in the room where that is, and she follows me in. I open the dryer where a load resides, and begin to throw them on the floor where the other loads were that I have to iron/fold. She screams what are you doing??? I look at her, and smile and say, the laundry. hehe

Any other guys have experiences like this? It really does not bother me, as the only time I am home is to sleep and maybe Saturday morn to relax a bit before going out to find something to do...

 

Is She Hot?

 

Warning...... that did happen to me.

now her clothes are in my dresser, and her suv is in my driveway, and the ring is on my finger, and there is a kid running around my house

 

Get used to it man. After a while, you won't even see the frilly-girly things everywhere, except when you accidently kick them off the coffee table. At least the clothes will be clean and put away and the house will smell better. They have a special talent for that. Don't argue or try to resist, it won't help.

 

Ever see "how to lose a guy in ten days?" Funny movie (gf made me watch it ) At least it's not that bad. Does she live with you? If not, take some of your stuff over her place and see what she says...

 

HappyGA, in some counties you would now me married!

You are witness to a girls nesting insticts. She is nest building. Get used to it and learn the 2 most important words in the English language...."Yes dear".

See, if it wern't for women us men (Begle1 excluded) would still be living in caves using empty milk crates as furnature, and a bag of ice as a refrig.

Explination on the exemption of Begle1; We just are not sure if the Begle is human, let alone male.

 

RUN!! FORREST RUN!!

Rick

 

oh also have you ever heard of a honey do list?

That is what is next my friend honey do this, honey do that .

 

You can try placing a clean pair of socks in your dishwasher and telling her you always wash your socks that way (by placing clean socks in your dishwasher you are merely creating the illusion, no need to put dirty ones in there)

Worked for me...It helped me get rid of a buddy whom always appeared at the front door right around supper time

 

Pics Please

She works at a Gym huh? That's a good sign. You still lifting?

 

Do you have a garage? if so, you mays as well start moving you crap in there right now because you have been evicted !!! This happens to everyone eventually so you have 2 choices. Run like H*LL. or, start looking at place settings and drapes for your soon to be renovated home.
Good luck with your decision.

 

haha. poor you. i know the feeling. one girl i used to date fixed up my place and made it very obvious that there was a woman in my life. i thought it looked kinda girly, but as soon as i sent her down the road, the next one in line thought i had great taste. so whatever works. im with everyone else and want some pics

brett

 

HappyGa lives in the same town as me, so if dont post a pic, I will scope it out and let you guys know.

 

all I got to say is... you gave her the key, you deserve what you got....

 

Same thing happened to me. Except 2 kids.