Most DTR members are nuts!
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Most DTR members are nuts!
After years of reading a variety of subjects (particularly the answers) posted here in DTR I have come to the obvious conclusion. MOST, IF NOT ALL DTR MEMBERS ARE NUTS! CRAZY! BONKERS! LOCO! Some members are obviously considerably crazier than others. No names, but you know who you are. So do we.
What causes this? Diesel fumes, or does Lary and Jack have some mysterious way of reaching out thru the computer to mess up our minds.
The post that broke the camels back is the current one about "I can't find my turbo disengage button". Sheesh, why even post something like this and waste the time of the more intelligent members? Can't you guys read the owners manuals?
What causes this? Diesel fumes, or does Lary and Jack have some mysterious way of reaching out thru the computer to mess up our minds.
The post that broke the camels back is the current one about "I can't find my turbo disengage button". Sheesh, why even post something like this and waste the time of the more intelligent members? Can't you guys read the owners manuals?
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From: Huffman, Tx.
Stan,
Its due to the new formulated low PPM sulfur fuel we are mandated to use now. The lubricity (or should I say "lack of") has created too much fricition in our brains during the thought process, which in turn creates a smoking problem in our heads which clouds our answers to the point of making each of us look like Id-10-ts.................
besticouldcomeupwithgary
Its due to the new formulated low PPM sulfur fuel we are mandated to use now. The lubricity (or should I say "lack of") has created too much fricition in our brains during the thought process, which in turn creates a smoking problem in our heads which clouds our answers to the point of making each of us look like Id-10-ts.................
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Let's see . . More than likely that post "I can't find my turbo disengage . ." actually belonged here in the "other" posts of like-minded, albeit SIC humor, although, there might ACTUALLY be that one person who is having the problem and DOES need some assistance.
And YES, considering the comments in that post - your summation regarding the 'presence of mind' of the DTR members does have validity.
As to the 'cause', it would be my foremost speculation that the cause is located somewhere in the 'nature of the beast'. Anatomically speaking, the nature of the beast has yet to be found, but according to many clairvoyants, it will be one of those 'breakthroughs' in 2007'. Nostradamus and Edgar Cayce did have many references to it as well, so, it may be that you have some personal experience in that discovery just past the horizon of the next 6%+ grade you encounter.
With regard to your question "Can't you guys read the owners manuals?' I believe we must already be experiencing the effects of our current administrations efforts in "No Child Left Behind" covert operation, as this lack of quality time with the owners manual is at epidemic proportions. It usually takes a couple years to experience the full effects of an administration's policies, but, with technology being what it is, AND the requirements of instant gratification being what they are, I guess we will now be able to feel these effects in advance of their underpinnings or possibly thier contemplations.
Oh and by the way, you can now move my name to that list of the 'you know who you are's'. I must now respectfully acknowledge that I am one of those like-minded individuals.
CD
And YES, considering the comments in that post - your summation regarding the 'presence of mind' of the DTR members does have validity.
As to the 'cause', it would be my foremost speculation that the cause is located somewhere in the 'nature of the beast'. Anatomically speaking, the nature of the beast has yet to be found, but according to many clairvoyants, it will be one of those 'breakthroughs' in 2007'. Nostradamus and Edgar Cayce did have many references to it as well, so, it may be that you have some personal experience in that discovery just past the horizon of the next 6%+ grade you encounter.
With regard to your question "Can't you guys read the owners manuals?' I believe we must already be experiencing the effects of our current administrations efforts in "No Child Left Behind" covert operation, as this lack of quality time with the owners manual is at epidemic proportions. It usually takes a couple years to experience the full effects of an administration's policies, but, with technology being what it is, AND the requirements of instant gratification being what they are, I guess we will now be able to feel these effects in advance of their underpinnings or possibly thier contemplations.
Oh and by the way, you can now move my name to that list of the 'you know who you are's'. I must now respectfully acknowledge that I am one of those like-minded individuals.
CD
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From: JEFF,INDIANA
Stan, People need help with things.So in order to do that we must ask questions that make people scratch there heads.The answers to those questions should be asked to wonderful and helpful people like you.LOL.
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Where else in the vast internet can us sick minded, troubled individuals come to seek refuge? Dare you say that my only place of safety and security be taken away from me? What shall I do then? Wander lost and aimlessly in the nether-regions on the World Wide Web, where I am just another I.P address? Shall I just call myself 192.168.7.101? Would you prefer that level of anonymity? I shall have to start taking my medication again.
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Let's see . . More than likely that post "I can't find my turbo disengage . ." actually belonged here in the "other" posts of like-minded, albeit SIC humor, although, there might ACTUALLY be that one person who is having the problem and DOES need some assistance.
And YES, considering the comments in that post - your summation regarding the 'presence of mind' of the DTR members does have validity.
As to the 'cause', it would be my foremost speculation that the cause is located somewhere in the 'nature of the beast'. Anatomically speaking, the nature of the beast has yet to be found, but according to many clairvoyants, it will be one of those 'breakthroughs' in 2007'. Nostradamus and Edgar Cayce did have many references to it as well, so, it may be that you have some personal experience in that discovery just past the horizon of the next 6%+ grade you encounter.
With regard to your question "Can't you guys read the owners manuals?' I believe we must already be experiencing the effects of our current administrations efforts in "No Child Left Behind" covert operation, as this lack of quality time with the owners manual is at epidemic proportions. It usually takes a couple years to experience the full effects of an administration's policies, but, with technology being what it is, AND the requirements of instant gratification being what they are, I guess we will now be able to feel these effects in advance of their underpinnings or possibly thier contemplations.
Oh and by the way, you can now move my name to that list of the 'you know who you are's'. I must now respectfully acknowledge that I am one of those like-minded individuals.
CD
And YES, considering the comments in that post - your summation regarding the 'presence of mind' of the DTR members does have validity.
As to the 'cause', it would be my foremost speculation that the cause is located somewhere in the 'nature of the beast'. Anatomically speaking, the nature of the beast has yet to be found, but according to many clairvoyants, it will be one of those 'breakthroughs' in 2007'. Nostradamus and Edgar Cayce did have many references to it as well, so, it may be that you have some personal experience in that discovery just past the horizon of the next 6%+ grade you encounter.
With regard to your question "Can't you guys read the owners manuals?' I believe we must already be experiencing the effects of our current administrations efforts in "No Child Left Behind" covert operation, as this lack of quality time with the owners manual is at epidemic proportions. It usually takes a couple years to experience the full effects of an administration's policies, but, with technology being what it is, AND the requirements of instant gratification being what they are, I guess we will now be able to feel these effects in advance of their underpinnings or possibly thier contemplations.
Oh and by the way, you can now move my name to that list of the 'you know who you are's'. I must now respectfully acknowledge that I am one of those like-minded individuals.
CD
. I'm definately nuttier since I joined this site. Have you got any appointments so we can talk about it. J/K.
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After years of reading a variety of subjects (particularly the answers) posted here in DTR I have come to the obvious conclusion. MOST, IF NOT ALL DTR MEMBERS ARE NUTS! CRAZY! BONKERS! LOCO! Some members are obviously considerably crazier than others. No names, but you know who you are. So do we.
What causes this? Diesel fumes, or does Lary and Jack have some mysterious way of reaching out thru the computer to mess up our minds.
The post that broke the camels back is the current one about "I can't find my turbo disengage button". Sheesh, why even post something like this and waste the time of the more intelligent members? Can't you guys read the owners manuals?
What causes this? Diesel fumes, or does Lary and Jack have some mysterious way of reaching out thru the computer to mess up our minds.
The post that broke the camels back is the current one about "I can't find my turbo disengage button". Sheesh, why even post something like this and waste the time of the more intelligent members? Can't you guys read the owners manuals?
Since the question was asked, where IS that button??
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From: JEFF,INDIANA
http://img252.echo.cx/img252/8159/006wo.swf Hoss this is how my button works.hehehehehe
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http://img252.echo.cx/img252/8159/006wo.swf Hoss this is how my button works.hehehehehe
That is so cruel...
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From: Lyndon KS
wow, Cin telling HOSS how her "buttons" work......and I thought this was a family site................
Stan, it is what is considered an acceptable level of insanity , so really, relax, take the pretty red pills and dont worry........
Stan, it is what is considered an acceptable level of insanity , so really, relax, take the pretty red pills and dont worry........
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Thanks, Stan. Mr "Can't play nice with all the people in the breakroom because they can't talk intelligent like me so I'll just kick myself out and never come in again..."
Everyone has problems, Stan the Man! To some people, I'm the problem, to others, they're my problem.
Now... where were the instructions on how thick I was suposed to pour that concrete bedliner...
Everyone has problems, Stan the Man! To some people, I'm the problem, to others, they're my problem.
Now... where were the instructions on how thick I was suposed to pour that concrete bedliner...