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From: Big Lake/ Cameron
Heres a fail for texas cops .
Only a true Texan could think of this.... from
the county where drunk driving is considered a
sport, comes this true story.
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in
Austin, Tx., after last call, the officer noticed a man
leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes,
with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an
eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles,
the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He sat
there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left
the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched
the wipers on and off(it was a fine, dry summer night)
-- flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple of times,
honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the
vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then
remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the
other patron vehicles left. At last, the parking lot empty,
he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly
down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited
all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing
lights, and promptly pulled the man over and carried out a
Breathalyzer test. To his amazement the Breathalyzer indicated
no evidence of the man having consumed any alcohol at all!!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me
to the police station. This Breathalyzer equipment must be broken".
"I doubt it," said the truly proud Cowboy.
"Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
Only a true Texan could think of this.... from
the county where drunk driving is considered a
sport, comes this true story.
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in
Austin, Tx., after last call, the officer noticed a man
leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes,
with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an
eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles,
the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He sat
there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left
the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched
the wipers on and off(it was a fine, dry summer night)
-- flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple of times,
honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the
vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then
remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the
other patron vehicles left. At last, the parking lot empty,
he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly
down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited
all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing
lights, and promptly pulled the man over and carried out a
Breathalyzer test. To his amazement the Breathalyzer indicated
no evidence of the man having consumed any alcohol at all!!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me
to the police station. This Breathalyzer equipment must be broken".
"I doubt it," said the truly proud Cowboy.
"Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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From: Ohio: Home of the disappointing sports teams
Heres a fail for texas cops .
Only a true Texan could think of this.... from
the county where drunk driving is considered a
sport, comes this true story.
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in
Austin, Tx., after last call, the officer noticed a man
leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes,
with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an
eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles,
the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He sat
there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left
the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched
the wipers on and off(it was a fine, dry summer night)
-- flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple of times,
honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the
vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then
remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the
other patron vehicles left. At last, the parking lot empty,
he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly
down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited
all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing
lights, and promptly pulled the man over and carried out a
Breathalyzer test. To his amazement the Breathalyzer indicated
no evidence of the man having consumed any alcohol at all!!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me
to the police station. This Breathalyzer equipment must be broken".
"I doubt it," said the truly proud Cowboy.
"Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
Only a true Texan could think of this.... from
the county where drunk driving is considered a
sport, comes this true story.
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in
Austin, Tx., after last call, the officer noticed a man
leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes,
with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an
eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles,
the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He sat
there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left
the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched
the wipers on and off(it was a fine, dry summer night)
-- flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple of times,
honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the
vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then
remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the
other patron vehicles left. At last, the parking lot empty,
he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly
down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited
all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing
lights, and promptly pulled the man over and carried out a
Breathalyzer test. To his amazement the Breathalyzer indicated
no evidence of the man having consumed any alcohol at all!!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me
to the police station. This Breathalyzer equipment must be broken".
"I doubt it," said the truly proud Cowboy.
"Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
I know someone who actually did this. And yes it did work
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Caption This!
HE MUST BE SUNI, AND HE WANT RUN COUNTRY... HA-HA.
or
Hey, is your name Achmadski?
or
He's an Iraqi General, we're NEVER gonna get out of that country.
or
A goat farmer?
or
Chaikwa and a sheep's godchild?
HE MUST BE SUNI, AND HE WANT RUN COUNTRY... HA-HA.
or
Hey, is your name Achmadski?
or
He's an Iraqi General, we're NEVER gonna get out of that country.
or
A goat farmer?
or
Chaikwa and a sheep's godchild?
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From: Kenai Alaska
I love this thread and usually dont comment but keep up the good work!!!!