I was about 9 or 10. Was fooling around on a horse and practicing throwing a loop or two. My little brother was standing near the post I was throwing for. I missed the post, caught my brother, and proceeded to drag him by the neck a little bit. Mom came running, yanked me off the horse, got the rope off my brother, and burned my backside. For a change the horse did just what it was supposed to when the rope got tight.

The rule for a whooping was, Mom gave you one when you needed it, and Dad gave you one cause Mom had to.

Ed

 

Tried to Electricute my Sister when I was 8 by screwing a light bulb down onto a stripped wire & attaching to utility room door handle. Hit the switch just as she tried to open door & whole thing went up in smoke. I faked a fainting spell trying to get out of it. It didn't work & dad beat the **** outa me.

 

When I was about 8 or 9 we were in safe-way getting groceries and I had found a hot wheels toy tractor and asked mom if i could have it. she said no its too close to Xmas and to go put it back. so on the way back i deiced that it was not a good idea and crawled backing behind all the toilet paper on the bottom shelf and commenced to playing with it. well after mom panicked and called the cops since my cousin was a officer and they shut the roads two in out of t own down had safe-way shut down and after about half hour or so mom came around the corner and i jumped out and yelled BOOOOOO mommy

Then there was the time when mom left me in the car seat with the car running only to run inside to grab my shoes well in that time i had figured out how to get out of my car seat and managed to get the car into drive and drove it strait though the side of the house.

 

Funny stuff! Mom got tired of breaking her wooden spoons on my butt so she would make me go out and cut my own piece of dry pine kindling. That act may have been worse than the spanking, gave me some time to think about what was coming. Wierd though, never was punished by Dad, it was always Mom's job, lucky lady. How about getting your mouth washed out with soap? I can remember getting caught swearing at little sis (more than once )
Palmolive wasn't so bad, but man oh man once mom figured out she could rub a bar of soap on my teeth so I could taste it for a bit while I picked it out. You sure would have thought I'd learn faster. One thing I can say is it was all deserved and we all laugh about it from time to time.

 

I ran my sister over with a Powerwheels truck.

LOL.

 

I was actually a pretty well bahaved kid, but i got a few whoopens along the way. I dont remember a lot of them though because most of them were when i was 5 or 6. After that time i pretty much figured out how to act, or how to sneak and get away with things A couple that i recall are, One time i was playing "karate" in the living room and i decided to lay mommas yard stick across the arms of the recliner. I then proceeded to karate chop it and break it in half. Mom found out shortly after and whipped me with the longest part of the broken yard stick
When i was about 9 or 10 my mom gave all us kids a list of chores to do. I had to clean my room and vacuum the whole house. Well i didnt vacuum the house but told mom straight up that i did, when it was evident that i had not. I got a small whoopen for that.

 

I think going out and taking all the lug nuts off of dad's tractor one day probably tops my list... he did not notice the lug nuts missing until it was a little too late

 

oh, your talkin bout spankin KIDS...

 

We are talking about when YOU received a spanking as a kid. What was the 'bad' thing YOU did to warrant the spanking?

 

Thanx T-boe.

Here another one for ya.
I was out in the yard really messin with my brothers and on of my oldest brothers (they are twins)Was acting like he was going to punch me and bam he sucker punched me.I stood there and took it,well I asked him to play baseball he agreed.I told him I couldn't hit the ball from that distance,so he moved up and I told him to stop.I hit the ball and it hit him in the bad area.He went and told on me and we both got a hiney bustin. His was worse than mine.LMAO.I never ran so fast,my mom came after me with a shoe,I ran to my dad it didn't help any.. She got me good ,I had a perfect shoe print on my hiney. Then about 15 min. later I went into the living room and said What did I do to deserve that one.LOL

 

Stories like that make you laugh. A butt whippin' with a shoe.

 

I got nailed with a hot wheels track once

 

The only one that sticks out to me...of so many that I took BTW...is when my grandpa wore me out for not eating my ham and ketchup sandwich for lunch. I guess maybe he would have taken it better if he hadn't told me to sit down and eat, but I just couldn't. Don't know why that sticks out to me...must just be one of the few memories I have of him, he's been gone a long time now

Drilling holes in one of my dad's tractor tires was another good one I took...did you know calcium chloride will destroy a rechargeable drill. I learned that at 6 years old!
Chris

 

Did you know that an 18.4-38 tractor tire filled with calcium will roll about 20' before falling over , and is really hard to stand back up , especially when the loader tractor is now sitting with only one rear tire (refer to my post)

 

Let's see. Cussing out my friends maid, yelling at my mother, failing a test, lying, cheating, stealing, doing something I was told not to do (got that one A LOT), acting up in public. Basically every reason to spank a kid I got spanked.