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"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door."

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Old Sep 30, 2013 | 09:55 AM
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"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door."
I thought this "thought" deserved its own thread. Let the speculations begin.
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Old Sep 30, 2013 | 10:16 AM
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The door hinges had too much timing advance...
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Old Sep 30, 2013 | 10:33 AM
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The last man on earth cautiously approaches the door wondering who or what could possibly be on the other side...he grabbed the door **** and hesitated...then with conviction he threw open the door and saw........
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Old Sep 30, 2013 | 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by soulezoo
The door hinges had too much timing advance...
THAT was a good one!!!!!!
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Old Sep 30, 2013 | 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by soulezoo
The door hinges had too much timing advance...
THAT is a good one. +10 points!

Originally Posted by Lary Ellis (Top)
The last man on earth cautiously approaches the door wondering who or what could possibly be on the other side...he grabbed the door **** and hesitated...then with conviction he threw open the door and saw........
...His wife standing at the door, yelling at him to get off his lazy rear and clean up the mess outside, and to pick up his underwear, and to...
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Old Sep 30, 2013 | 11:33 AM
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...cover up your LEGGS cuz their too shiny and the aliens will see where we are.
The man wasn't fooled by the alien posing as his wife because the...
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Old Sep 30, 2013 | 01:00 PM
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It offered to have maritial relations if he did some of what it wanted. Then he
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showed the creature his LEGGS, and he
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Old Sep 30, 2013 | 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by lary ellis (top)
the last man on earth cautiously approaches the door wondering who or what could possibly be on the other side...he grabbed the door **** and hesitated...then with conviction he threw open the door and saw........
me!
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Old Sep 30, 2013 | 03:29 PM
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Don't scare the children...this could be a bed time story
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Old Sep 30, 2013 | 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Lary Ellis (Top)
Don't scare the children...this could be a bed time story
Hush little baby don't say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It's just the beast under your bed
In your closet in your head





Bwa ha ha ha haaaaa!
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Old Oct 1, 2013 | 08:10 AM
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Hush little baby don't say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It's just the beast under your bed
In your closet in your head





Bwa ha ha ha haaaaa!
Did you get a makeover? Man you look much better cleaned up..
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Old Oct 1, 2013 | 09:24 AM
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THAT'S a great song there Scott. Gentle relaxing soothing.
Now back to the story...
After the monster encountered a LEGG LOCK, the poor lil thing was unable to...
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Old Oct 1, 2013 | 09:41 AM
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stop laughing due to the complete lunacy of the situation.
The alien touched his proboscis and said
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Old Oct 1, 2013 | 10:38 AM
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Boy did this get way off track. What's on the other side of the door?
Publishers clearing house?
Girl Scout?
IRS?
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