Kills..one basket ball
Kills..one basket ball
Well my son and I are out visiting old racing buddies and we drive down a street where there is big mob of kids playing in the street and a yard. They have a bunch of basket ***** and are bouncing them across the street and harassing cars. I put the DCTD in second and cruise toward them about 10 mph. One kid tosses a ball and it goes over the hood, not touching. Another dude is not so lucky. The ball hits my big towing mirror and goes under the truck. There is a little "bump" and a tremendous "bang" I look over at my son and we both break out laughing. I look in the mirror and there it is...the flattened carcass of a basket ball. No match for DCTD dually. We hear a lot of hoots and laughs.
couple hours later we come back. We are about a half a block away so I slow down and stop. The kids have noticed..
That big black truck is back. I rev it up good. puff a little soot and start slowly down the street. The whole gang is divided lining the street....holding the basket ***** this time. We wave as we cruise thru. We heard "cool truck dude"
Girls "you big bullies".
We laugh and head home.
What is the kill sign for a basket ball???
couple hours later we come back. We are about a half a block away so I slow down and stop. The kids have noticed..
That big black truck is back. I rev it up good. puff a little soot and start slowly down the street. The whole gang is divided lining the street....holding the basket ***** this time. We wave as we cruise thru. We heard "cool truck dude"
Girls "you big bullies".
We laugh and head home.What is the kill sign for a basket ball???
I got a bike today. That dang level kit, you cant see (self edit). Boy was the wife mad! The boy was worse than the wife. So thats 1 bike, 1 large ball, 1 lawn chair!!, and a sled. It must be a fact of life.
kids come home in her jetta, "skateboarding kids in street flipped me off when i beeped to let them know was coming up on them"
wife comes home in CTD, taps horn, kids slips off skateboard, skateboard goes under CTD. snap crackle pop, kid had a new style skateboard, in 2 peices!!
wife comes home in CTD, taps horn, kids slips off skateboard, skateboard goes under CTD. snap crackle pop, kid had a new style skateboard, in 2 peices!!
Originally Posted by redneckonthenet
I got a bike today. That dang level kit, you cant see (self edit). Boy was the wife mad! The boy was worse than the wife. So thats 1 bike, 1 large ball, 1 lawn chair!!, and a sled. It must be a fact of life. 

Originally Posted by redneckonthenet
If you cant see it RUN IT OVER!
I did the same thing as 04ctd about a month ago. I was going through a stop light when a kid was riding in the crosswalk and tried to do a jump on his skateboard. About the same time he lost control of his board I was him cring and heard the crunch. I just said sorry and kept going. There was no way I could have prevented it. I was in the middle of the intersection with cars behind me. I bet that kid has walked his skateboard across the street since then.
When I had my 03 F250, I had 12"s of lift and 38"s, well needless to say I couldn't see much when backing up!!!
Well my little neighbor girl ( who is freaking HOT by the way ) had her little friend over one day and she decided to park right behind my truck.........well I just happened to have to leave.........didn't see it and backed over the hood
WHHHOOOPPPSSS!!! So being the nice guy that I am ( well not really ) I went and knocked on her door and told her that is what happens when she parks in front of peoples driveways that have big trucks.
She was cool about it and didn't really care, so I offered to put the parts on if she payed for them.............seeing how technically it was her fault I didn't feel that I should have to pay for it.
Well my little neighbor girl ( who is freaking HOT by the way ) had her little friend over one day and she decided to park right behind my truck.........well I just happened to have to leave.........didn't see it and backed over the hood
WHHHOOOPPPSSS!!! So being the nice guy that I am ( well not really ) I went and knocked on her door and told her that is what happens when she parks in front of peoples driveways that have big trucks.She was cool about it and didn't really care, so I offered to put the parts on if she payed for them.............seeing how technically it was her fault I didn't feel that I should have to pay for it.
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The angel side of me says "Was that level of harassment really necessary?"
