A young punk gets on the bus. He's got spiked, multicolored hair that's green, purple and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of leather rags. His legs are bare and he's wearing worn-out shoes. His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big, bright feathers. <br><br>He sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old man who glares at him for the next 10 minutes. <br><br>Finally, the punk gets self-conscious and barks at the old man, <br>'What are you looking at, you old fart? Didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?' <br><br>Without missing a beat, the old man replies, <br>'Yeah, back when I was young and in the navy I got really drunk one night in Singapore and had sex with a parrot. I thought that maybe you were my son!'<br>

 

Pit-t-full<br>You must have been a jarhead or a contractor at Bolling AFB.