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Old Dec 29, 2005 | 08:59 PM
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I'm still laughing

I was getting fuel today and this VW Jetta TDI pulls up to a pump,
I'm thinking "cool car", this drop dead georgous asian babe gets out
and opens her trunk, she pulls out a pair of latex gloves,put them on then, removes these two zip loc bags, in each bag is a glove that goes to about her elbows. So now she is double gloved,I'm thinking she's going to do brain surgery or give a cow a prostate exam but she proceeds to pump some diesel.
The whole time with this " I stepped in dog crap" look on her face.
I wish I had a camera.

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Old Dec 29, 2005 | 09:01 PM
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I keep a few latex gloves handy for the really nasty pumps, but I dont slide into a bio-chem suit I havent even used them yet
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Old Dec 29, 2005 | 09:10 PM
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I keep an old wife beater jammed right in the fuel door. Fits in there perfectly, door shuts nicely. I usuallu just get it our and lay it up on the bedrail.

Why didn't you offer to take care of that nasty task for her?

Would have been funny to see someone taking a picture of someone else pumping fuel.
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Old Dec 29, 2005 | 09:12 PM
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The joke is on you! Diesel is absorbed into your skin and causes cancer!












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Old Dec 29, 2005 | 09:17 PM
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I think it stinks good and it keeps my steering wheel oiled up in good shape.
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Old Dec 29, 2005 | 09:34 PM
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I keep a pair of rubber-coated gloves under the driver's seat, and I usually wear them when fueling. I like the smell of diesel, just not on my hands.

DeWain
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Old Dec 29, 2005 | 09:43 PM
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One can easily wash their hands if you get diesel on them.

Its the pumps with fresh diesel on the concrete that I hate. Hard to get the smell out of your shoes.
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Old Dec 29, 2005 | 10:19 PM
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Nothing against wearing gloves, it was the 2 pair and the look on her face that cracked me up.
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Old Dec 29, 2005 | 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Superduty
One can easily wash their hands if you get diesel on them.

Its the pumps with fresh diesel on the concrete that I hate. Hard to get the smell out of your shoes.
more than the smell on my shoes...its the old diesel thats soaked into concrete for years infront of the pump that is pretty much an oil slick...it gets on your shoes...then when i go to push the clutch in i get the foot sliding off the pedal...i hate that
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Old Dec 29, 2005 | 10:37 PM
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When I know I got it on my soles, I put the heater on floor vent mode so the fine smell recurculates around the cab. MMmmmmmmm Diesel...
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Old Dec 29, 2005 | 11:09 PM
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She sounds like a Japanese woman .... in Japan, you see several people walking around with small dust masks or even surgical masks on .... outside !!

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Old Dec 30, 2005 | 12:28 AM
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Maybe she thought one of those chicken haulers might have just fuled up and she was afraid of gettin the bird flu....
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Old Dec 30, 2005 | 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by 6cylinders
this drop dead georgous asian babe gets out
Either your not married , or your wife doesn't read the forum
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Old Dec 30, 2005 | 03:48 PM
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Diesel kills worms.... Worm free since 2003!

Actually late 02 but it doesnt rhyme.
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Old Dec 30, 2005 | 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by JKM
Either your not married , or your wife doesn't read the forum
I wish I had a girl who cared about trucks. Well lets start simple. I wish I had a girl who knew what a dipstick was
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