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Old Dec 4, 2005 | 02:32 PM
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I think my wife may be cheating on me

Need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was while crouched behind my truck that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself?
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Old Dec 4, 2005 | 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Big Deezul
Need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was while crouched behind my truck that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself?
i hope that was a joke or i was just laughing at a very bad situation
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Old Dec 4, 2005 | 02:37 PM
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Sell the truck and buy a Toyota Prius.

We had a member on here that goes by the name T-7 Firefighter, he sold his truck and bought a Prius. Don't tell his wife, but now every Friday night he runs out to the PETA rallies and gets all kinds of chicks with that eco-babe-magnet...

You get one of those little Prius's and you'll have enough babes that you can forget about your wife. Toyota's are pretty good for rust, anyways...
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Old Dec 4, 2005 | 02:39 PM
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lol ya thats pretty funny! So you were concerned about your wife cheating on you so you hid by your truck to see if you can spot the car she was getting out and while you were there u noticed some rust on the wheel wells and your now more concerned about the truck and want to get that figured out first? lol
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Old Dec 4, 2005 | 02:55 PM
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yeah...it was a joke...just thought that is how alot of us might react
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Old Dec 4, 2005 | 03:01 PM
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Are you sure it's not one of us going out with your wife? 5erbob has been acting "tired" lately.
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Old Dec 4, 2005 | 03:29 PM
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Are you sure it's not one of us going out with your wife? 5erbob has been acting "tired" lately.

Dang him!!
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Old Dec 4, 2005 | 04:10 PM
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Big Deezul,
Now I know your voice by the way you say " hello".
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Old Dec 4, 2005 | 04:31 PM
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HEY HEY, THERE YOU GO AGAIN. I don't know about you, Geico. NOw what did I ever do to you to cause this extreme case of revenge?

Me tired? Hey, you just don't know. I am so busy dodging ice scuds and trying to block giant snow ***** rolling down on me I don't have time to keep up with my own wife, much less mess around with someone else's. Besides, wifey knows where the .357 is and knows how to pull the trigger while it is aimed in the right direction. Scary sight - - sure keeps me in line.

TrueBlueAllTheWayThruBob

ps: Deezul - - I would repair it myself while wearing a head rear view mirror so you can watch that corner.
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Old Dec 4, 2005 | 04:43 PM
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Well sounds like 5erbob is off the short list.

(But I think he is protesting WAY too much, must be guilty of something! )
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Old Dec 4, 2005 | 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Geico266
Well sounds like 5erbob is off the short list.

(But I think he is protesting WAY too much, must be guilty of something! )
hide his viagra.
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Old Dec 4, 2005 | 06:06 PM
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ROFLMAO , definately one of the funniest and most creative threads ive read in awhile
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Old Dec 4, 2005 | 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by rammtuff
hide his viagra.
HORRORS!!!! MAN YOU GUYS ARE BRUTAL TO ME TODAY!!!! I'M GOING UP THE RIVER AND EAT WORMS. BIG FAT JUICY ONES.

AbusedAndMisUnderstoodBob
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Old Dec 4, 2005 | 06:19 PM
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Fiverbob...What the heck did you do to deserve all this?......

I think they're telling you they like ya.
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Old Dec 4, 2005 | 06:24 PM
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I think that you should put an ad in the paper that says " wife for sale... take over payments" Then you could afford to have the rust repaired at the body shop.
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