Well this all started in february when i got sent a 30 dollar thing of chocloate flowers.....Came from a girl named Elizabeth, but thats all we know..Called the flower company, and they wont tell me a thing about her. now 3 days after my birthday, i get a card from her....All I know is thats shes from the lehigh vally in PA and her names elizabeth....Guys she knows my name, address and b-day, kinda freaky...

I dont wanna get the Po Po invovled cuz she said shes 15 and thats fine that she likes me, but i wanna know who it is....


Any advise?

HidingunderthetableandawayfromallwindowsMike

 

Unfortunately, this is a problem with a lot of us iker.

I, too, have had many problems with young and cute girls doing potentially illegal things in attempts to gain my attention.

I find, that works best, is to milk it for all it's worth. This is how I paid for my turkey air horns.

 

It is probably someone messin with you, prob one of your boys. You need to find out and then put the joke back on them.

 

hehe,

I can see it now... Poor ole Iker being drug out from under his table by a 300Lb+ girl and taking him to the alter. haha

just pray that you don't hear dueling banjo's just before she comes and knocks on your door Then if she says you have a pretty mouth, RUN

 

How do you know she is cute?

 

no...i dont know what she looks like, but 300lbs scares me...And begle, no one wants ur attention, *shivers*

 

"Cute" is a matter of perception.
"Perception" is a matter of condition.
Desperation is a condition.

And ugly chicks aren't interested in the Begle.

 

now imagine said 300# woman thinking she is the size of Paris Hilton and trying to wear some of the same stuff, and she will be carrying a little trembling Chihuahua which fears for it's existance because of the enevitable roll over that it will experience at some point while sleeping with her.

Now Iker, you get to look forward to the same thing. mwahahaha, I can see you trembling as well...

 

How long did it take you to come up with that. And remember all of that depends on who knows and who is watching.

 

Iker's scared of girls!!! Iker's scared of girls!!! HAHAHAHAH

I WISH I had a stalker....Heck, a really creepy admirer would be kinda cool....

Remember The Water Boy?? And Bobby Boucher's mama??? Girls are the DEVIL!!! For real dude...RUN.....Matter of fact, go gay....Have you ever known of a poor gay person?? I know ALOT of poor married guys...I'm one

I wish some fat chick would roll over on Paris Hilton...We'd all be better off




One more thing...If some woman tries to fix her daughter up with you>>>Change your name to Raffi and move to Galapagos


Time to go Google Iker on Myspace











Oh man I needed these laughs today I'm crawling back into my hole now

 

I think it's Beagle stocking him.

 

Awwwww, you POOR thing you!! Why cant I have a stalker? Some supermodel looking, wanting me just for my body, loaded with money, NYMPHO!!

Oh, the wife may not like that. Or she might.......

 

I wish I had this problem

 

This is a family site. Don't be posting stuff like that.

 

I've had a stalker since I was 15.......now I'm 24!! This stinkin girl has been madly in love with me since highschool and doesn't get the hint that..........I DON'T LIKE HER!! I've known her since I was like 6......but still come on!!

IKER, go to the costume store and get some gear to hide your identity.....a batman costume would suit you just fine.......and move to Indonesia.......problem solved!!! Just kidding

Try putting notes on your body saying what kinda stuff you like, maybe if she's spying on you she will buy you some cool stuff........maybe not but it's worth a shot!!!



~Nick