Humor for a very wet Tuesday
11-19-2002, 07:15 AM
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Humor for a very wet Tuesday
Warning, Warning. This one may upset some who have great pride in their former or current services. If so don't read this one. I don't want you p***ed at me. Coast Guardsmen, former and current: You were left out for obvious reasons. You can read with the knowledge you'll get a good laugh 
<br><br><br><br>Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long plane flight. After 30 minutes the man on the left suddenly says distinctly and confidently in a low voice: "General, United States Army, married, two sons, both surgeons." <br><br>After another half hour the man on the right reveals through a tight-lipped smile: <br><br>"General, United States Air Force, married, two sons, both judges. " <br><br>Yet another 30 minutes passes before the one in the middle with eyes twinkling, loudly proclaims: <br><br>"Retired Senior Chief Petty Officer, United States Navy, never married, two sons, both generals."<br><br><br><br>Ok, everyone can resume reading.<br><br>~Dave
<br><br><br><br>Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long plane flight. After 30 minutes the man on the left suddenly says distinctly and confidently in a low voice: "General, United States Army, married, two sons, both surgeons." <br><br>After another half hour the man on the right reveals through a tight-lipped smile: <br><br>"General, United States Air Force, married, two sons, both judges. " <br><br>Yet another 30 minutes passes before the one in the middle with eyes twinkling, loudly proclaims: <br><br>"Retired Senior Chief Petty Officer, United States Navy, never married, two sons, both generals."<br><br><br><br>Ok, everyone can resume reading.<br><br>~Dave
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