Humor for a very wet Tuesday

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Nov 19, 2002 | 07:15 AM

NWDave

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Humor for a very wet Tuesday

Warning, Warning. This one may upset some who have great pride in their former or current services. If so don't read this one. I don't want you p***ed at me. Coast Guardsmen, former and current: You were left out for obvious reasons. You can read with the knowledge you'll get a good laugh

Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long plane flight. After 30 minutes the man on the left suddenly says distinctly and confidently in a low voice: "General, United States Army, married, two sons, both surgeons." After another half hour the man on the right reveals through a tight-lipped smile: "General, United States Air Force, married, two sons, both judges. " Yet another 30 minutes passes before the one in the middle with eyes twinkling, loudly proclaims: "Retired Senior Chief Petty Officer, United States Navy, never married, two sons, both generals." Ok, everyone can resume reading. ~Dave

Nov 19, 2002 | 09:10 AM

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Re:Humor for a very wet Tuesday

That was one of the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nov 19, 2002 | 09:12 AM

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Re:Humor for a very wet Tuesday

Way to go noncom!!!

Nov 19, 2002 | 11:45 AM

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Walked out of the house at 6:50am looked very black and looked like rain, by 8:00 I was loading cattle and the sun popped out and the sky broke open and I got to say God made a beautyful day here.