How to tell the sex of a fly

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02-07-2003, 12:38 PM

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How to tell the sex of a fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

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02-07-2003, 01:01 PM

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02-07-2003, 02:54 PM

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How True!

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02-07-2003, 06:54 PM

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I can't understand why the wife didn't think it was funny.

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02-07-2003, 06:58 PM

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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02-07-2003, 07:00 PM

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OK Don, I'll bite, how many?

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02-07-2003, 07:12 PM

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Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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[quote author=shortround link=board=10;threadid=10658;start=0#102029 date=1044665678] I can't understand why the wife didn't think it was funny. [/quote] i had to wait till my girlfriend was off the phone to explain it to her