How to tell the sex of a fly

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Feb 7, 2003 | 12:38 PM

ramlovingvet

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From: Brookings Orygun

How to tell the sex of a fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

Feb 7, 2003 | 01:01 PM

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Feb 7, 2003 | 01:29 PM

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Feb 7, 2003 | 02:22 PM

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Feb 7, 2003 | 02:54 PM

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Re:How to tell the sex of a fly

How True!

Feb 7, 2003 | 03:13 PM

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Feb 7, 2003 | 06:54 PM

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Re:How to tell the sex of a fly

I can't understand why the wife didn't think it was funny.

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Feb 7, 2003 | 06:58 PM

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Re:How to tell the sex of a fly

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Feb 7, 2003 | 07:00 PM

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OK Don, I'll bite, how many?

Feb 7, 2003 | 07:12 PM

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Re:How to tell the sex of a fly

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

Feb 7, 2003 | 07:58 PM

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Feb 7, 2003 | 09:11 PM

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Feb 7, 2003 | 09:58 PM

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[quote author=shortround link=board=10;threadid=10658;start=0#102029 date=1044665678] I can't understand why the wife didn't think it was funny. [/quote] i had to wait till my girlfriend was off the phone to explain it to her