How to start each day with a positive attitude!
1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it "John Kerry."
3. Send it to the trash bin.
4. Empty the trash.
5. Your PC will ask you, "do you really want to get rid of John Kerry?"
6. Calmly answer, "yes," and press the mouse button firmly.
7. Feel better.....

 

Hey! it really works!

I got rid of him 10 times already, and feel a whole lot safer now too!

I have a shredder program that scrubs him free of my hard drive...I feel oodles better just watching it shred John Kerry weeeee!

 

Dont worry felles' about .01 sec after the election no one will know who is is any more .

 

unless he pulls another gore. with the un monitoring the election this year, i wonder what he'll do............they already want to get rid of the electoral college vot in colorado.
those electoral votes are a little harder to fudge than the popular vote, the popular vote can have alot of registered, but dead voters..... oh yeah don't forget about the felons in jail too.