Golden Retriever<br>The sun is shining, the day is young, and we've got our whole lives ahead<br>of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?<br><br>Border Collie<br>Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.<br><br>Dachshund<br>You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!<br><br>Rottweiler<br>Make me.<br><br>Lab<br>Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light! bulb! Can I? Can I?<br>Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?<br><br>German Shepherd<br>I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to<br>make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to<br>see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.<br>(Sounds like a German stall)<br><br>Maltese<br>Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.<br><br>Jack Russell Terrier<br>I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.<br><br>Poodle<br>I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he<br>finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.<br>(sounds like the French)<br><br>Cocker Spaniel<br>Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.<br><br>Doberman<br>While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.<br><br>Boxer<br>Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...<br><br>Chihuahua<br>Yo quiero Taco Bulb<br><br>Irish Wolfhound<br>Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover...<br><br>Pointer<br>I see it, there it is. There it is, right there....<br><br>Greyhound<br>It isn't moving. Who cares?<br><br>Australian Shepherd<br>First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...<br><br>Old English Sheep Dog<br>Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.<br><br>Basset Hound<br>ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz...z...z...z....z.... z....z...<br><br>Russian Wolfhound<br>What does that have to do with Vodka?<br><br>CAT<br>Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question<br>is: How long will it be before I can expect some light?<br><br>ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE<br>STAFF....<br>

 

 

Good one Dave!

 

You made me miss my LAB! :'(<br><br>Dam true about my cat!

 

Border Collie /English Setter? = Dignified Crazyness ............ He can go from acting insane, to calm, dignified and loving companionship in a second. He lives to please and be with his owner/s Smart ? it is scary . He will learn things faster, than any animal I have ever had the pleasure to be owned by . I know who the dumb one is ! <br>Cats ..... are not pets...... they just put up with us ----sometimes . <br><br>About that bulb ? lets add a room while we are at it !!

 

 

i wish i could have a dog...

 

Gees rammer If I would have known.............I just had to put mine down because he bit my son last night. Didn't break the skin, but I will not take chances like that.<br>Tom

 

My dog is one of the most important thing in my life...I love my Dog. Her name is Soda. :-* ;D<br><br>Here she is as a pup

 

Yep, see, that pup could care less about a light bulb. Looks more like, cute, ain't I?

 

This is Obi-Wan
He's 2 years old, about 12&quot; tall but doesn't know it.
He thinks he's a full sized Pincer.

 

[quote author=PADZZ link=board=10;threadid=12844;start=0#121879 date=1048967965]<br> My dog is one of the most important thing in my life...I love my Dog. Her name is Soda. :-* ;D<br><br>Here she is as a pup <br>[/quote]<br><br>Wow, what a perfect lab. She is beautiful!

 

This is Simon, a Cocker, He's 13....he's retired.

Simon would say
&quot;Hey it's dark I can sleep, who cares about a lightbulb.&quot;

 

Nuther pic

 

Nothing like a good old dog........I have 2 choclate labs ;D