Holiday Season Announcement
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Holiday Season Announcement
To: All Members
From: The Janitor
Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season
Effective immediately, members should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council).
1. Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is prohibited.
2. Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden (it actually calls Top's house)
3. All Requests to the janitor will be filed under "Bah humbug."
4. Company automobiles are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandma's house.
5. All fruitcake is to be eaten, not thrown around the breakroom or left in the refrigerator to grow science project fuzz for your kids.
6. New egg nog will NOT be available. We still have plenty left over from last year, use that first.
If anyone has questions, please PM Madhat.
chaikwa.
From: The Janitor
Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season
Effective immediately, members should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council).
1. Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is prohibited.
2. Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden (it actually calls Top's house)
3. All Requests to the janitor will be filed under "Bah humbug."
4. Company automobiles are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandma's house.
5. All fruitcake is to be eaten, not thrown around the breakroom or left in the refrigerator to grow science project fuzz for your kids.
6. New egg nog will NOT be available. We still have plenty left over from last year, use that first.
If anyone has questions, please PM Madhat.
chaikwa.
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Scott, we DONT have any eggnog left over..............
Remember, you thought it was gear lube and filled your rear end?
..well , lets not go there.................
and yes, the double meaning and innuendo is intentional
Remember, you thought it was gear lube and filled your rear end?
..well , lets not go there.................and yes, the double meaning and innuendo is intentional
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The stuff he thought was eggnog was the jug of milk in the back of the fridge...
Add a little more rum to it, it will be fine..
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Chaikwa, you missed one very important rule.
What ever happens under the Mistletoe stays under the Mistletoe.
Thats not last years egg nog in the back of the fridge, it's last years chunky milk
What ever happens under the Mistletoe stays under the Mistletoe.
Thats not last years egg nog in the back of the fridge, it's last years chunky milk
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