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Old Aug 22, 2013 | 03:28 PM
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Heeeeeeeeeer's one For The Chackywacky

A woodcutter has a chain saw which operates at 2700 RPM. The density of
the pine trees in the plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3
acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweiser's
will be drunk before the trees are cut down?
(IF he chooses to find a way to enter the site)
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Old Aug 22, 2013 | 08:45 PM
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Man, that's bs. I'll drink ALL the Budweisers before I get done...
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Old Aug 22, 2013 | 09:10 PM
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Depends on whether the Buds are on ice already.
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Old Aug 22, 2013 | 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by irocpractice
A woodcutter has a chain saw which operates at 2700 RPM. The density of
the pine trees in the plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3
acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweiser's
will be drunk before the trees are cut down?
(IF he chooses to find a way to enter the site)
Oh lordy....these math problems is harder than Woodpecker Lips!....gives me a headache
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Old Aug 23, 2013 | 09:47 PM
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I see the Chackywacky has yet to reply. I'll answer your question.........how many Buds will be drank before it's cleared???? None.....cuz I don't drink no Buds.......I drink me some Coors Light for regular beer or most all of the specialty beers!!! And there's your answer!!!
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Old Aug 26, 2013 | 07:49 PM
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Oh lordy......gives me a headache
Yup... . that's why I cannot drink it. Don't have a clue as to why, but I can drink any beer out there, but if I have one bud, I get a massive headache...

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Old Aug 27, 2013 | 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by irocpractice
A woodcutter has a chain saw which operates at 2700 RPM. The density of
the pine trees in the plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3
acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweiser's
will be drunk before the trees are cut down?
(IF he chooses to find a way to enter the site)
he's read it , I am sure......just plotting the coordinates into the drones....


ah, as a wood cutter I would tell you bud tastes terrible, no matter how cold.
Labatt's Bluelite lime would be 2 twenty ouncers after four rows , no limbing. then one beer after eight rows to not be drunk and /or cut myself.
299 trees at 14 inch BH diameter is all you are gonna cram into an acre. and they must be picked up by helicopter as they will not fall down.

or the total tree can be 14 inch at ankle height and I will drink about a six pack as I brush hog the two acres with those irritating lil brush hangers.

I know, you're welcome.
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Old Aug 27, 2013 | 07:06 PM
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My all time favorite for taste and refreshment after working up a real thirst is PBR. Yeah, I know its cheap but there is something about it (maybe the muddy water they use) that is great when a person is thirsty.
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Old Aug 27, 2013 | 07:20 PM
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LaBatt's was the first beer I tried. I have to be in a mood for it and it has to be cold-cold-cold for beer to be any good. I've been drinking Keystone lately. Cheap but still better than the pee-water that doesn't pass for Miller (Icehouse, Old Milwaukee, etc).
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Old Aug 27, 2013 | 08:13 PM
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For some reason, the best tasting cold beer I have ever tasted after a hard days work is plain old Rainier...the original, not the garbage from Irwindale, CA.

Bud gives me a headache too...
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Old Aug 27, 2013 | 08:44 PM
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Forgot about rainier. Used to stop by the brewery in Seattle. Their tasting room said three sampler limit but the guide would always leave the room to start another tour.
I never was good at counting.
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Old Aug 27, 2013 | 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Justwannabeme
he's read it , I am sure......just plotting the coordinates into the drones....
I read it. I was just trying to find a way to break it to him that REAL woodcutters don't drink while cutting.
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Old Aug 27, 2013 | 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by chaikwa
I read it. I was just trying to find a way to break it to him that REAL woodcutters don't drink while cutting.
Amen to that brother!.......Chain saws and alcohol can cause instantaneous weight loss...like losing a 40 lb limb...body part that is
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Old Aug 27, 2013 | 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Lary Ellis (Top)
Amen to that brother!...
He called me 'brother'! I'm touched! I'm finally 'FAMILY'!
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Old Aug 27, 2013 | 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by chaikwa
He called me 'brother'! I'm touched! I'm finally 'FAMILY'!
You bet!.....I expect you to remember that come Christmas time....after all those times I protected you from the bullies at school being your older brother and all...
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