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if you have more than one, and they chase each other- cut their wiskers off... it thows off their sense of "proximity" and they start running into stuff at full speed...
along the same lines, one place I worked at, we had a SEM room (Scanning Electron Microscope), and you would be sitting therewaiting for photos to expose (1-2 minutes at a time)..
so there would frequently be conversations in there between the 2 people running the SEMs... I overheard a conversation while I was just outside working on something else.. they were complaining about the high cost of skeet... and were speculating on alternatives- flower pots, cheap dishes bought at garage sales, etc...
so I stuck my head in the room, and said "I've got two words for you guys.... FREE KITTENS!" and then left.... I think they almost wet themselves-
and it resulted in a flurry of other discussions & a "road kill cafe" type menu being created (featuring Porous Morris, Orange Roughy Fluffy, and other dishes) and left on a V.P.'s door...
shortly after that the HR lady made us knock it off.....
along the same lines, one place I worked at, we had a SEM room (Scanning Electron Microscope), and you would be sitting therewaiting for photos to expose (1-2 minutes at a time)..
so there would frequently be conversations in there between the 2 people running the SEMs... I overheard a conversation while I was just outside working on something else.. they were complaining about the high cost of skeet... and were speculating on alternatives- flower pots, cheap dishes bought at garage sales, etc...so I stuck my head in the room, and said "I've got two words for you guys.... FREE KITTENS!" and then left.... I think they almost wet themselves-
and it resulted in a flurry of other discussions & a "road kill cafe" type menu being created (featuring Porous Morris, Orange Roughy Fluffy, and other dishes) and left on a V.P.'s door... shortly after that the HR lady made us knock it off.....
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