You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot help small men by tearing down big men.
You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot lift the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.
You cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than your income.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatreds.
You cannot establish security on borrowed money.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away a man's initiative and independence.
You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves. <http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/29645.html>
William J. H. Boetcker, 1916 (often attributed to Lincoln)

 

Those are great.

 

one from herb...it always makes me laugh

"stupidity is a sexually transmitted diesease"

brett

 

My Favorite has been..

The best thing you can do is the right thing
The next best thing you can do is the wrong thing
The worst thing you can do is NOTHING....