Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft............... Today, it's called golf.

 

:...especially with the way I play. :'(
I do keep it under 72 though......and then I move on to the second hole.

-SFB

 

I have quit golfing! some dang fool kept shooting down my drives with a shotgun!

 

I Win! I Win!

 

I fondly remember the days when the beer machines were stationed about every other hole at Hickam AFB. 18 hole could get a bit rough sometimes.

 

The way some guys play I think you could make a mint by making a golf ball with a homing beacon built in.<br><br>If I want to go looking for something in the woods I want to be hunting for deer, rabbits, or squirrels - not a golf ball.<br><br>As we have all probably heard - &quot;A golf course is a waste of good grazing land.&quot;

 

Can't hit a golfball for the life of me but I can sure drive a mean divit (SP?) a good 150 yards!! ;D

 

Golf- It's just another one of those things we have to pay for so we can be frustrated with... Why do you think they call it a stroke, cause everytime you hit the ball you feel like your going to die!! ;D

 

They say golf is relaxing. BS!!!

 

I usually do pretty good.... until that blasted wind-mill gets in my way! <br>Pretty tough to get through the lopty-loop tunnel too!<br><br><br> <br><br>Rich

 

Some freinds asked if I would like to go golfing with them and I said sure - if I can bring my Baretta O/U with me. They asked me why and I said that I wanted to stand about 1/2 way down the fairway and try to pick off those little white things down before they went out of bounds. End of invitations - thank God <br>Bob

 

GOLF? Isn't that spelled backwards?

 

It's such a nice walk ruined by a little white ball!! ;D

 

Only reason I play is to drive the golf cart. Ever seen a golf cart do a 360? Ever seen a golf cart go mudding?