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In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. And the Earth was without form, and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep.

And Satan said, "It doesn't get any better than this."

And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light.

And God said, "Let the Earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit trees yielding fruit," and God saw that it was good.

And Satan said, "There goes the neighborhood."

And God said, "Let us make man in our image and let him have dominion over all the Earth. And so God created Man in his own image; both male and female. And God looked upon Man and Woman and saw that they were lean and fit.

And Satan said, "I know how I can get back in this game."

And God populated the Earth with all manner of fresh fruits and vegetables, so that Man and Woman would have healthy lives.

And Satan created McDonalds's. And McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent double cheeseburger.

And Satan said to man, "You want fries with that?"

And Man said, "Supersize them." Man gained 5 lbs.

And God created yogurt, that Woman might keep her figure that Man found so fair.

And Satan brought forth Chocolate. And Woman gained 5 Lbs.

And God said, "Try my crispy salads."

And Satan brought forth Ben and Jerry's. And Woman gained 10 pounds.

And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose the extra weight.

And Satan brought forth Cable TV and remote control. Man gained another 20 lbs.

And God brought forth the potato; a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition.

And Satan peeled off the healthy skin, sliced and deep-fried the starchy center.

And Man clutched his remote, and ate the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol. And Satan saw and said that was good.

And Man went into cardiac arrest.

And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

And Satan created HMO's.

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Good one!

Probably a little too true...