I have NEVER been this sick my entire life...

I've been up since 2:30a.m. and have not slept...

I was throwing up violently for 4 hours, and I am so sore right now... my back is killing me...

So far I've taken a few Aleve and drank some Ginger Ale...

I still feel like doo doo...

Anyone have any suggestions?

 

Bird Flu??????
Let self proclaimed Dr. DmaxEter diagnose your ailment and give you a prognosis!!! did I spell any of that right?

Any fever? Blood in vomit or stool? Any black unknown substance in vomit?
Any irregular heart beat or rythym? Seeing any black spots? Any unusual marks on the body anywhere?

I need answers and then I can tell you how bad it is!!

 

My granny always recommended getting a dozen lemons, bottle of honey, and a bottle of wild turkey.

When you get home, throw the lemons away and save the honey for your biscuits, and drink the bottle of whiskey.

Either way, hydrate and take care of the fever and you will be fine.