Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best
patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants
on my operating table because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered.'

The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have
a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when
he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no *****, no brains, and no spine..
Plus, the head and the "rear" are interchangeable.'

 

that's just great

 

True and very funny

 

Made my day!!!

 

That was a really good joke. I enjoyed it, and everyone I sent it to did the same..



Speaking of JOKE....

Don't let your woman take any nude photos of you, otherwise, you could wind up in court after she's arrested...

http://www.nj.com/monmouth/index.ssf...l#incart_river

 

What the heck did he look like, T-Rad? If that happened to me I'd be gettin' movie offers!

 

What ?

Is there a big market for miniaturized videos ?



How silly of me, of course there is. The old flip phones have to be able to put some kind of movies on them....