Female hormones in beer!
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Female hormones in beer!
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were each fed six pints of beer within
a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained
weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional,
couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually, and refused to aplogize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
To test the theory, 100 men were each fed six pints of beer within
a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained
weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional,
couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually, and refused to aplogize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
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Man... I must really be in touch with my feminine side.
#6 right now.
Can I get a group hug??? Hoss???? Please????? I'm feeling vulnerable right now.
Britt
#6 right now.
Can I get a group hug??? Hoss???? Please????? I'm feeling vulnerable right now.
Britt
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Originally posted by t-7 firefighter
Man... I must really be in touch with my feminine side.
#6 right now.
Can I get a group hug??? Hoss???? Please????? I'm feeling vulnerable right now.
Britt
Man... I must really be in touch with my feminine side.
#6 right now.
Can I get a group hug??? Hoss???? Please????? I'm feeling vulnerable right now.
Britt
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From: San Diego, CA/Seabee Wife
Re: Female hormones in beer!
You are luck yarddog that there aren't to many women on this site. Many would get quite upset with that. Doesn't bother me too much I grew up around all boys so most of that doesn't pertain to me.
Originally posted by yarddog
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were each fed six pints of beer within
a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained
weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional,
couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually, and refused to aplogize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were each fed six pints of beer within
a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained
weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional,
couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually, and refused to aplogize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
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Originally posted by jfpointer
It's that iPod doin' it to ya. You'll feel a lot better if you stop carrying that thing around.
It's that iPod doin' it to ya. You'll feel a lot better if you stop carrying that thing around.
Originally posted by ramlovingvet
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Originally posted by displacedtexan
I think having the back-up iPod intesifies that vilnerable feeling.
I think having the back-up iPod intesifies that vilnerable feeling.
Britt