Check 'em out. ;D<br><br>http://www.dumblaws.com/states/index.html

 

Here is the first one they list for us..<br><br>&quot;It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.&quot;<br> <br>Good thing Rod lives in Canada, he'd be pretty lonely here

 

A link from that site to dumb? bumper stickers.<br>When I saw this one I imediately thought of Top.<br><br>USMC Sniper: Don't bother running, you'll only die tired.

 

&quot;There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office&quot;<br><br>Now there's a way to get that new turbo! ;D<br><br><br>Tony<br>

 

&quot;One by One the Penguins Steal My Sanity&quot;<br><br>Nice bumper sticker...

 

&quot;Nuther goodie bumper sticker.<br><br>Yah it stinks and is giving you a headache it's a diesel

 

• One may not detonate a nuclear device in the town of Marlboro, MA.

<br><br>I guess everywhere else in the state is OK. :<br>

 

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• One may not detonate a nuclear device in the town of Marlboro, MA.

I guess everywhere else in the state is OK. :

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Can't do that in Utah either.

-It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them-

Here's some drinking related ones:

-Alcohol may not be sold during an emergency-

-Individuals may not possess beer in containers larger than two liters unless they are a retailer-
(I guess 5.9's are out then )

-You're not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.2% alcohol-

-It is illegal not to drink milk-

-It's legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list-

One non drink related, remember, Utah is quite landlocked
-It is considered an offense to hunt whales-

Above are State laws, here's some Salt Lake County ones:

-No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin-

-Auctions may not be advertised by hiring trombone players to play on the street-

I'm pretty sure you can't spit on the sidewalk either, maybe that one was voted out recently?


phox

 

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• One may not detonate a nuclear device in the town of Marlboro, MA.

[/quote]<br><br>In Chico, you get a $500 fine if you detonate a nuclear device within the city limits. I would guess it has something to do with the college...

 

In Texas:<br><br>When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

 

Lexington Ky,<br><br><br>By law, anyone who has been drinking is &quot;sober&quot; until he or she &quot;cannot hold onto the ground<br><br><br>Alright you can get plastered as long as gravity remains in effect. ;D

 

The law of gravity is so hard to break!

 

Deer season, duck season, bear season, tourist season. Legal to hunt all except tourist.

 

I think most areas have the &quot;Illegal to spit on the sidewalk&quot;<br><br>One reason I heard is they use to be worried about spreading TB. The other I guess would be because of a lot of tobacco chewers.

 

Years ago I was sitting at a customs brokers office in Alberta Canada and they had some dumb laws from &quot;up there&quot; printed up. I wish I could remember all of them, but here are a couple that I do.<br>&quot;A truck driver will not be admitted into town if he is wearing a pink jumpsuit and mauve cowboy boots&quot; Fort Saint Johns B.C.<br>&quot; It is illegal for a truck driver to sit at a red light and pick his nose&quot; Calgary, Alberta<br>&quot; It is illegal for a truck driver to use a jake brake while backing into a dock or over a police car. Conviction will result in losing your parking privlages for a month.&quot; Winipeg, Manitoba<br>I don't know if they are still on the books. I wish I could remember more.<br>Tom<br>